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flappybara.bsky.social
swe | gamer | cat servant | lurker play: civ, cities:skylines, ck3, zelda, factorio, god of war, horizon watch: chiefs, badgers
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GIGANTIC YELLOW WARNING: we don't serve transsexuals. HAPPY REGULAR WEBSITE: care. no matter what. can't make this shit up man

submitted 16 days ago • 89 comments

Entire spectrum of how the major sports leagues will react to this admin re DEI: wnba: fuck you nba: lol not playing this game mlb: no changes nfl: we have changed the endzone message to CHOOSE HATE nhl: we are resegregating

submitted 37 days ago • 63 comments

"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this

submitted 46 days ago • 366 comments

Ender’s Game Harry Potter Dragonriders of Pern Redwall #booksdna

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

my intimacy? coordinated.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

my splines? reticulated.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

submitted 66 days ago • 287 comments

[finally standing up to a bully] hey asshole... [but remembering that first and foremost I am a poet] I will engulf you like a fog

submitted 544 days ago • 22 comments

You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too

submitted 82 days ago • 224 comments

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

submitted 82 days ago • 64 comments

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

When I was 25 I was sad I had not written The Great American Novel. At 55, I realize there's no Great American Novel, there are merely the stories I'm the best person to tell. Don't worry about how others see greatness. Work on being the best version of who you are and what you can do in the world.

submitted 88 days ago • 156 comments

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

submitted 88 days ago • 83 comments

RFK Jr looks like an Eli Valley drawing of himself

submitted 89 days ago • 53 comments