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Partly retired crazy European cat man đłïžâđ
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The buyer of a used car signed an insurance.
âWell, how much do I get if the car catches fire tonight? he asked the insurance company agent.
âOh, normally four or five years.â
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BTW itâs Pride month so of course it was a gay barđđłïžâđ
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Perhaps someone hasnât heard this old favourite:
A panda bear walks into a bar. He takes one of the guestâs food and eats it, pulls a gun, shoots in the air and starts walking away.
The bartender asks him what the fuck he is doing.
âWell, I am a panda bear, and a panda eats shoots and leaves. â
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Rainbows are forbidden so probably they only produced grey and black pigment.
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Whatâs the dentistâs favourite movie?
Jaws
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Canât come up with anything more joyful today than the 41 planes burning in Russia. But now Russia has lots and lots of something.
Unemployed pi-lots.
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Happy Russian Military Aviation Transport Day!
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Just minor damages, good luck repairing them
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Kostnaden för hangarfartyg sjönk kraftigt idag.
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Graag een beetje koffie maar beter champagne vandaagđđŸđŸđŸ
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My godchild was a girl when she was born and now he is a man. Luckily his godfather is gayđłïžâđ, it must be genetic in some way, or?đ€đ€đ€
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Why did the golfer bring two pants to the golf course?
In case he would get a hole in one
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Why did Trump bring two pants to the golf course?
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After you, my lady!
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Itâs Fryday so we need fish jokes
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You ARE correctđ€
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Doesnât matter if they are completely out of tanks and IFVs or not, apparently there are not enough left to send to the front. They are going to lose this war. Or do they think they will win a war with passenger cars and bikes, and walking?
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Itâs the secret plan they have-to educate themselves and take over the world.
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Look at those angry eyesâŠZara is going to sue me
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substack.com/@emilytvprod...
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I didnât eat eggs and bacon for breakfast today but I hope I didnât yoghurt your feelings
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Business opportunity to launch CAPS LOCK ONLY keyboards in red states
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Alabama is 45th in math among all states. Their own comment on that:
-Yeah, doing great, top 5!!!
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Due to their math (in)competence, they themselves are probably very proud and think 45th place in math means they are in the topđ
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Went to this restaurant on Mars. Well, nice food but really no atmosphere.
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Det krÀvdes mod och hÄrt arbete för att slutföra detta journalistiska uppdrag. Eller inte.
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This was the very nicest he could write. He did his best.
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As Jesus said: Punish the weak and poor and sick and give their money to the billionaires. Not.
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Remember what DT said-only two dolls!
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How do you notice an orange is ripe?
Itâs obvious, juicy it!
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Batman to Robin: The Batmobile didnât start yesterday, can you replace the battery?
Sure, Batman, but whatâs a tery?
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They have given up getting any further into Ukraine and want to establish new borders at the front lines.
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He will get away with that also, at least MAGAs will believe it.
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A few months more and she will let immigrants kill each other for a green card as the concept of the Roman style gladiators. This will not end well.
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I have never done that, but I blocked and reported you
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Letâs hope his ghost is on board that plane
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Ok, here is one:
For the millionth time, do I have to say this again?! I NEVER repeat myself!
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Not long before Republicans propose a law which permits them to know DT:s changes of tariffs one day in advance so they always can buy or sell stock at the right time. This law would not include Dems of course. THAT would be corruption.
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Eggzbacn, your Dad jokes are superb, but mine are flipperb. Or actually the flipperbest onesđ
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Rename the Persian Gulf to Trump Gulf, thatâs all whatâs needed.
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Watch (yes, Swiss watch) the cows on the hills. They have longer left legs than right legs in order to stay horizontal grazing on the slopes. But remember-never turn them around. Never!
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Anyone know about a web site where I can bet on tariff levels? Would be awesome to bet on tomorrowâs tariffs, itâs like any sport, you can guess but you never know the results for certain.
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Girls can now have a few more dolls than two. Valid only today, of course, we donât know the tariff level for tomorrow.
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I did a poll at home and my husband gave me approval so thatâs 100%. I must be the most popular person in the world.
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Lucia and Tore wishing you a nice time in Switzerland. I was actually born over there btw.
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Zara, our 5 year old princess, well aware of her beauty
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20th of January 2029 in the afternoon DT should be picked up by the FBI outside the WH and sent to court, because he also has the right to a due process.