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I think this might be the biggest winning margin in men's football I've ever watched, live or on TV. #BAYAKL

Hi folks, if you liked my appearance on a podcast about #Neighbours a few years ago, you might like my appearance on a podcast about ghosts last week! open.spotify.com/episode/5GET...

*Fi-JEE KLAXON* #AgesAgosNeighboursToday #Neighbours

I have, inadvertently, been to a "hucks night" once, in that both parties decided it was a good idea to go to the same, four-pub village in Leicestershire and, somewhat inevitably, became one party. #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

Human civilisation began its current decline at the exact moment when burgers could no longer be picked up and eaten cleanly without needing to resort to a knife and fork. We are not snakes who can dislocate their jaws.

we no longer need capital and lower case letters. let's just all agree to use lower case letters from now on. it will not make communication, reading or understanding any more difficult, but it will make writing easier.

Bossy cruelly ignored in Nell's graphic novel wall of dogs. #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

According to the subtitles, Roxy and Kyle's child's name is spelt "Jhett". That CAN'T be right, right? #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

No apologies for the niche. Drummers who play orthodox only do so to look like bona fide jazz cats. Just admit what we all know: it's easier to play using a matched grip.

Is it not awkward for these "experts" watching virtually everyone walk in by themselves? Do they not ever go "well, looks like this 'experiment' has spectacularly failed lol" #MAFS #MAFSA #MAFSAU

Well that dresscalated quickly. Etc. #Yorokobours #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

So, I'm presuming Bobby Favourite isn't real right? I googled him and the only one that came up was a YouTuber (with the American spelling "Favorite") who does 3D printing and stuff. Which kind of feels like... the OPPOSITE of jazz, somehow. #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

Another Tim. #Timstralia #MAFSA #MAFS #MAFSAU

The costume design for Chewbacca and Peter Mayhew's performance are not given enough recognition. It goes completely under the radar. You just accept it as Chewbacca like there's nothing to appreciate except a real living loyal wookie.

Right, can someone explain Max and Roxy being cousins please? I know they're both Ramsays, but my 80s family tree is a bit blurry. #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

Omg, I promise I wrote this before Nic and Aaron said exactly the same thing! #Neighbours

I'm not a prude, but SURELY Jane is fired now? The school and retirement home are linked, and Jane's now had sex in both of them, in the latter case with one of her subordinates. Oh yeah, surely HE'S fired too? #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

Ooooooh, loving Roxy and Holly in the same room, given that Holly is DEFINITELY written to be the new Roxy. #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

"You question my judgement because of my addictions." "No Krista, I question your judgement because you repeatedly trust a grade A bellend who wears shit jumpers, kissed you when he knows you're engaged, tried to deprive me of thousands of dollars for the lols, and calls you KRUSTY." #Neighbours

There's honestly no need for Cara, Nicolette or Maddy to be awkward and coy about anything is there? The "Nicolette and Maddy have had a bit of a thing" angle answers all questions, avoids any mention of Chelsea, and is true. #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

ALL flirting involving ANY allusions to the way British people apparently spoke at any point between Chaucer and World War I is always cringeworthy as fuck and I don't believe anyone has ever ended up having sex this way. #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday #LadyJanesCleaner

Has Clint not got a house he can have sex with his boss at? #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

*KALM YOUR FARM KLAXON* #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday

[1] So, the actress who plays Maddy has a podcast with the actress who plays Kiri. Also, the Australian partner that Jojo Siwa was talking about on Big Brother (which I don't watch, but I heard about because of the Mickey Rourke thing) is Kath Ebbs who was briefly in #Neighbours as the first...

Sorry, I don't care how sweet a gesture it is that Taye bought them the dinner, they're expected to get up and go when they were ALREADY IN THEIR PYJAMAS WATCHING A FILM? Nah, fuck that. #Neighbours #AgesAgosNeighboursToday