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Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

I don’t think I’ve been this angry in my entire life

Resisting comes in all forms. Here is a very creative one starting to pop up.

And Serena was crip walking lmao

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

lol

Yeah I am just not gonna watch this bullshit

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

No more nazi websites

Jingle ALL the way. No half assed jingling this year

Marv getting electrocuted is my favorite holiday tradition

Does anyone even bust a move anymore

Yeah, sure, it’s easy to make jokes about Aaron Rodgers and his time with the jets. But it’s also very fun too.

A fasted 330 for a single

More than 60000 real life human beings in the US die from inadequate health insurance in our healthcare system every year which should be a bigger news story than a Health Insurance CEO dying

Aaron Glenn did it with a box of scraps. I’m more confident he will get a head coaching job than I am about Ben Johnson

Jared Goff owes me money for making me watch him throw that interception

Happy Sunday, #OnePride fam

Was starving in a traffic jam so I just started eating the cars

Fuck Twitter. Done with anything Elon touches.

I’m pardoning myself for my work ethic in the next 30 days

I got my flu shot and within 30 minutes ate an entire family sized bag of tortilla chips

Weight going up

I used to be addicted to leftover Thanksgiving food, but I quit cold turkey

Honk tuba

Thanksgiving tip: Just like exiting a moving car, to quickly end an awkward conversation at dinner, just tuck your arms and roll out the door.

Voting for the 2025 #ProBowlGames is open! Cast your #Lions votes now!

You don’t need to be thankful this year, but you do need to be working towards being your absolute best

The biggest deal on Black Friday is me

225 for 18. Slow progress is still progress

I wouldn’t mind if Kindle Vildor never plays another down for The Detroit lions ever again.

I like my coffee like I like my women: strong, bitter, and hot enough to cause a lawsuit at McDonald’s

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Noise canceling headphones. Emotion cancelling cheesecake.

Nice and clanky just how I like it