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Florida-Man. A current resident of the Floridian institute for the criminally flatulent. Dry Aged 26 years Aspiring Screenwriter He/Him
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Not comics related but I now own my favorite edition of my favorite book and I am happy 😁

I can't wait for this to be the reason i get banned on twitter

I don't believe in Hell, but if I did I would die happy knowing there was a special seating section for anyone currently railing against "the sin of empathy," and every one of those seats is made with hot rusty barbs

Repost with how you came out as trans (wrong answers only). It was in accordance with the prophecy.

FanExpo, I am in you.

At this point my favourite part of going to cons is seeing the kids who this is clearly their first con and how excited they are. Fills my heart with joy.

There’s an item on the Sonic menu called a ‘strawberry shortcake snowball slush float.’ Do you have any idea how much money it costs to go to a restaurant and order something described as adjective-adjective-adjective-adjective-noun? The Sonic thing is a tremendous bargain.

I really think these surveys totally misunderstand what young adults are thinking about when it comes to sex and romance in media. It's not that they don't want *any* of it, they just want more other options. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

HE'S GOT A GUN

Draw your own scripts. I don't care if its just stick figures. Knowing what you are asking an artist to do changes the way you write.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

Last night I got to celebrate my first little gallery show & art book release with my friends! Wish I could’ve gotten everyone in the photo but THANK YOU FOR COMING & thank you Nucleus for having us! 💙 TODAY I’ll be at @gallerynucleus.bsky.social for a signing & panel with fans & I can’t wait.

Also if you feel strongly about Eric Adams, you should call your city councilmember to express that and ask for their position. You’d be surprised. Hochul’s stance is highly disappointing but it doesn’t come from nowhere. Press all your electeds. City elections are in 5 months. Ask candidates too.

Seems legit.... We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.

I’m Carol Anne Brennaman, and I just got to talk to John Allison 💯

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

First, they keep doing the Nazi salute because they're Nazis. But secondly, they're doing the Nazi salute because it's like when Regina George had the holes cut into her tank top and so all the other girls did it just because she did

“Hey, you gotta see this, everyone is freaking out over Ultimate Spider-Man rn” Oh? Did—did they come to their senses? Have they seen the light? Are they finally as bored as I am? 😌 “What? No, you loser, they just found out the girl they’ve been gooning to is 16!” …I—I don’t…wait what?

🚨🚨🚨 PSA- Gov. Braun has banned the distribution of the Imagination Station books in Indiana. For those who do not know, Imagination Station is a program started by Dolly Parton which provides a free book each month to children from 0-5. 1/2

fact 1: optimus prime lost his coloration upon death, turning gray fact 2: when the autobots unearthed his corpse later, he had color again hypothesis: autobots paint corpses

Crockett: "Down in Alabama, who's broke. Down in Louisiana, who's broke. I can go through pretty much the entire south and tell you that they're broke and rely on a lot of welfare from the government. To be perfectly honest, it is tax dollars from these big blue states...we're in the find out phase"

If I ever release Sappho's Sword you all will get some of my most fun lesbians yet. We got sister complex lesbians, we got Lesbian necromancers who are looking for a vessel to shove her dead girlfriend in, we got angry bandit leader lesbians, we got a clown girl and a plant girl kissing, it's good.

Pam Bondi directs the DOJ to investigate Flik the ant after potentially illegal speech about how working together as a group could hinder grasshoppers from eating all their food.

Simple stuff

You think the orange turd & pasty African are too big to stop, David killed Goliath with a rock.

Status on Robert Eggers' upcoming projects 🎬

Democratic leaders: I think it's abundantly clear at this point that simply going along to get along ain't gonna work. Trying to negotiate ain't gonna work. Being collegial ain't gonna work. What you're doing right now isn't working. Take your gloves off and punch back. Hard.

Akira Kurosawa's "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar"

Seriously dude I am in awe of the raw power NSFW artists wield. Imagine thinking of a really good butt and just drawing that shit. Basically dark magic. If I had such skills I would use them to control the world.

I just heard a film essayist refer to the erotic thriller genre as "flickering fuck noirs" and I'm totally stealing that.

That’s how you write a headline, people.

Yall, I hope you’re havin a good morning but I had the craziest dream and I’m still trying to…yk like…process it? It was wild! I had a dream that Marvel…like…brought back Gwen Stacy, THE Gwen Stacy, but as an edgy 90s Gwenpool? Well, let’s just say I’m glad to be awake in the real world again! 😙

STOP complying in advance ***AND*** START resisting in advance. Folks need to spend more time actively resisting things before they happen. Have plans in place and don't just wait and see and scramble to do things after the fact.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

🚨BREAKING: In 4-3 decision, Wisconsin Supreme Court reverses lower court decision and DISMISSES voter suppression lawsuit. A big victory for our clients the WI Alliance for Retired Americans and voting rights in Wisconsin. Another stinging loss for the GOP! www.democracydocket.com/cases/wiscon...

When all your Libby holds start to become available all at once but you already have 4 audiobooks checked out

Activate the cloning of Pete Buttigieg. We need his Tracy Flick energy dispatched everywhere immediately.

Remember boys and girls, The majority NFL talent are BLACK. The Super Bowl Halftime Show was unapologetically BLACK (finally) The haters are crying because their team was soundly beaten by the DEI team. The halftime show was the final straw for them LOLLLLLLLL

Two spots left in my Animated Pilot Writing class! Sundays from 4pm-7pm PST beginning February 23. $600 for eight sessions. I will help you go from idea to finished script in eight weeks. forms.gle/oFpsV8FfGEtK...

I’ve said before the only country Quebecois want to be part of less than Canada… is the United States. Those redneck Frenchies will fuck you up, America.

A similar thing happens in film and TV. When audiences say they want something "New and Original" what they really mean is "I want something new and original... for a blockbuster" Example: they still want something in the same wheelhouse as like the MCU, they just don't want it to be in the MCU.

“We’re not going anywhere. What’s more: we’re expanding.” Nearly a dozen of Minnesota’s foremost experts on gender-affirming care collaborated on this beautiful op-ed in today’s Strib. No paywall.

Strange development has been finding out a lot of other trans people have great grandparents who are open towards them being trans but then the grandparent and parent generation is like. The worst shit ever

Four fictional characters to show your taste in women

Call it what it is: