flottman.bsky.social
As soon as they figure out how to put a record player on a boat man I'll be so fixed
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The same goes for the "tension" between Trump and Putin. Its all manufactured. Trump calls Putin out on social media, and Putin makes fun of Trump on state media, but its all part of the same plan
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I think Texas, as big as it is, only has one (Caddo Lake) and even that one was formed by a natural dam that was then turned into an artificial dam
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It was released shortly after Unsolved Mysteries aired an alien episode that gave me a fuckin complex, and the icing on the cake is that November 5th is *my birthday* 🫠
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Julian Casablancas
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Holy shit I don't know why but you are spot on
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Vividly reminded of the episode where Bobby meets a group of cyclists
"Grown men... can shave... their legs?" 🤔
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In a similar vein, my parents let me watch Arachnophobia *on Halloween*
In retrospect, the movie is something of a comedy or spoof, but it sure wasn't to my 10 year old ass :-/
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"I am sending something to you. Can you take a picture of the front of your house that includes the address? I want to make sure to email it so that the mailman knows where to deliver it"
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I really enjoyed my e-bike for a while until the fifteenth flat tire :-(
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That's my Grandma!
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You're both wrong. F-150 is for 40 year old Austin Guy.
When you hit 50 you get the SUPERMAX Urban Assault Vehicle
(Although if he or his wife is a realtor then yeah its probably gonna be a wrapped Cybertruck)
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Its so incredibly obvious that the goal of every executive is to make it to the level where they get paid obscene amounts to not be bothered
I've never had a job where my supervisor didn't reprimand me for sending emails that are "too long" to higher-ups
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I'm surrounded by assholes!
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"Now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb"
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Come to Austin, I will hook you up with some criminally good brisket
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"It is false to call the Apartheid Government of South Africa a malignant tumor..."
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How is this LAMF? The Governor of Kentucky is a Democrat
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Best I can do is some Corn Nuts if you shoot me with a rubber band
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TIL!
So him saying "oh, I never bet on MY team" was probably BS
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Not to mention, my understanding is that MLB was aware of it and gave him multiple warnings and he kept betting anyway
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The standard response from just about any of my fellow Texans, when faced with an encampment, is to say "Well, you just cant have that now can you..." and that is IT, and it makes me so MAD
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How I felt when I learned the kids these days really don't like ellipses...
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My all-timer (and @thespacecrab.bsky.social can attest) is that I had a friend who thought that tuna somehow came from dolphins? Or that they were like, basically the same fish? I think he was confused by "Dolphin Safe Tuna," but it has been lore for decades now that *Tuna Comes From Dolphins*
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Great name, Doormouse
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I like that you made this not-racist with the John Wick Voice part *you bastard*
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A White Chrysler LeBaron
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Been that way for years but the vibe just works so well that I roll with it
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Its been a few months now, you would think NPR would have figured this out and adjusted their reporting accordingly. HE IS JUST DOING SHIT
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But pesto is just as bad 🤦♂️
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They're slimy and gross and taste like a shoe, thank you for saying this
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Handy>Handsome
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"Cut Your Hair" is one of my all-time favorite Weezer songs
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"Third one is booooring, but LOVE LOVE LOVE the crossed legs on the 4th one! 😍"
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Oh god and people would be earnestly debating the design and font and color choices of the signs too
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Storm Front was the first cassette I ever purchased. I heard We Didn't Start the Fire on the radio as a kid and said "Imma learn this song!" even though I didn't understand any of it
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I have found that I get stuck at Reality
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Ok cause sometimes if you click the very first thing it will put you in a loop, but otherwise it basically works, and yeah that is pretty rad!
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Can you explain what "first hyperlinked word" means exactly though?