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plural system 🌸 queer, transfemme, largely agender, asexual, mostly demiromantic, neurospicy 🌸 vessel is 22 🌸 crafter, reader, learner, and more 🌸 not a person
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using pigeons as a guidance system for our newest air to surface missile system

submitted 164 days ago • 1 comment

assigned silly by polycule

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

hello rpg folks! if you like stories about tragic time travelers trying to change their fates, you might enjoy the solo journaling game I just published on itch! #ttrpg #indierpg #journalinggame thecastlebuilder.itch.io/alone-in-the...

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

“for your safety, this printer comes packaged with a shotgun pre-loaded with one shot. if the printer emits any of the following noises, discharge the included shotgun into the printer IMMEDIATELY. failure to do so may result in grievous bodily harm, exsanguination, and/or death.”

submitted 166 days ago • 1 comment

strongly believe that all residences should come equipped with a bottomless pit, yawning abyss, or howling void (builder’s preference). we want a friend

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

"you would think—" no i would not. that is completely unrealistic

submitted 171 days ago • 1 comment

i told her where the ham is

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

they request to know where the ham is

submitted 182 days ago • 1 comment

Extremely Stealthy Cat Attempts to Sneak onto My Desk

submitted 198 days ago • 10 comments

#birds My two favorite birds in one photo--bluebird and Carolina wren.

submitted 198 days ago • 7 comments

i measure the success of my estrogen injections by one simple metric: how much i can't figure out where i actually stuck the needle (and where to put the bandaid) because it's not bleeding. the more clueless i am, the better it went

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

the giddy joy of finally figuring out how something mundane in your life works after months of wondering

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

billions of dollars and thousands of careers later, the tech industry has produced an autocorrect engine that provides no appreciable improvement in typing accuracy, but is substantially more frustrating to interact with

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever seen an angel crash? No, not that kind of crash, where an errant gust of wind or a Fall sends an angel hurtling into the ground, but an internal crash, a shutdown.

submitted 203 days ago • 2 comments

dude why are you keeping skeletons in the closet, are you a bigot or smth? let them come out

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

because I'm apparently in a spicy mood this morning hating furries is inherently reactionary and a smokescreen for queerphobia 99% of the time

submitted 207 days ago • 6 comments

it’s fucked up that nobody dies on black friday anymore. it used to _mean_ something. people used to _live._ now it’s just…faked discounts and corporatized tradition

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

fuck “gaslight gatekeep girlboss” we’re gonna enter our “giggle gnaw girlfail” arc

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

Okay so I already decided i like it enough to pick up a second fountain pen and some inks!

submitted 215 days ago • 6 comments

patches has acquired CONTAINERS

submitted 695 days ago • 0 comments

Finally done with this project! It’s a 3D-printed hexagonal grid wall, essentially a customizable pegboard. It’s composed of 12 grid sections slotted together and then bound with inserts; it’ll be wall-mounted using other inserts on each corner.

submitted 718 days ago • 0 comments

kinda want shelves or trays on the sides of the loom

submitted 728 days ago • 0 comments

also, clasped weft experiment

submitted 728 days ago • 0 comments

attempting hemstitching for the first time?

submitted 728 days ago • 0 comments

fear the gremlin that lives in the internet tubes and eats random notifications

submitted 764 days ago • 0 comments

🌸 intended to weave for the first time in a year or so but we don't have the right reed ;-;

submitted 775 days ago • 0 comments