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I want the wolves to beat okc for a thousand reasons but a main one is the thunder have to be punished for the what a pro wants commercial

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BREAKING: statement from health and human services secretary RFK jr “i’m going to swim in every sewer in this great nation”

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12yo’s baseball team won a tournament game 27-1 today and a mom on the other team kept loudly berating the kids about their play and this may come as a surprise but that really didn’t help

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This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

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thinking about Julius Randle

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me walking into my kids’ room to see every towel we own in a wet lump on the floor

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wolves I am begging you to stop making the dumbest turnovers ever and just bury this team

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

currently house shopping with basically no inventory and going up against people willing to waive inspection is like trying to guard Shaq in the post in 1999, absolutely nothing you can do

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

“a playoff game that you don’t have to stay up until midnight to watch”

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 11 days ago • 719 comments

love when the little radio news break tells me that the american commerce association or whatever says people are going to spend 35 million dollars on Mother’s Day this year. I’m always like wow that’s a lot, crazy.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

GREAT win I absolutely hated every minute of it

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

maybe the least amount of fun I’ve ever had watching a game. saturday night baby.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Wolves look absolutely awful and are up 1 point if they don’t win this series against the curryless warriors I think I’m going to live in a boat in the middle of the ocean

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

can't put my finger on it but I find the oklahoma city thunder coach (won't learn his name) to be extremely unsettling

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

lol

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instead of doing all that insanely weird and borderline psychotic farmer stuff I just get it at the store

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry about doing a nazi salute, I was drunk driving at work.

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just incredible how annoying draymond green is, the absolute worst

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Children love to have 250 pencils,

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

thank you mister president

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

A powerful Dudes Rock moment

submitted 19 days ago • 16 comments

going to a wedding this weekend in the same town as Toppling Goliath brewery

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

fine by me more cumin bananas for the rest of us

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me last night whenever luka was guarding julius randle

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

awoo 53

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shot like 6 for 50 from three and still won. lakers are bad!

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please win this garbage can toilet game

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Lakers kinda have the vibe of a team that wants to be put out of their misery so let’s go ahead and do that

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

is NAW okay why does he keep airballing wide open threes

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

if I heard a friend or family member say this I would take them to the hospital

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

personally I hope the Minnesota Timberwolves close out their series against the Los Angeles Lakers tonight and advance to the western conference semifinals. just my thoughts.

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

giddyup

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I know it's not the most important thing here but this story also corroborates one of my biggest theories about these tech guys: they do zero hours of work in a day. They do no work no matter how much they claim to work 14 hours a day. They're just on their phones.

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