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rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

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great news if you’re a serial killer mannequin parts are on clearance at the maplewood macys

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hard to believe it’s already been six years since this really good frank stallone instagram post

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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

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Took a while, but check out this great David Lynch local angle we uncovered.

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unquestionably one of the best to ever do it, RIP

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Wild at Heart in the theater tonight

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I always say this. I always say “horror can’t be emotional.”

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The idea of Evil Steve Brule is more fun in the abstract than it is in reality.

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watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice last night (incredibly bad) and still wowed at how burton gave jeffrey jones the poochie died on the way to his home planet treatment

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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bet they do this one consequence.net/2025/02/j6-c...

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lmao, jesus

submitted 9 days ago • 284 comments

least charismatic person on planet earth and it's not close

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saw a movie ad promote itself as from the producer of Saltburn and the writer of Cocaine Bear, be careful out there folks

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made tilapia taco bowls for dinner tonight and they were really tasty thanks

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when you're three beers deep and Clumsy hits on friday night

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do we know how that plane flipped over yet

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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

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preparing arguments for my kids on why milwaukee, chicago or kansas city would be great spring break destinations

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These headlines certainly tell a story...

submitted 12 days ago • 29 comments

my family tearfully begs me to keep my successful roofing business afloat so we can keep our house as I sit behind the wheel of my cybertruck making zoom zoom noises

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utah public school teachers have had it way too good for way too long thank you governor cox

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fiancé has a fun little photo series going, me trying way too hard at ms pac man

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I feel kind of naive about it but I really assumed that putting an obviously insane dilettante shithead and sex creep into this particular office would be a bridge too far for the Senate. In retrospect I underrated how much more important it was to them to prove that such a concept no longer exists.

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love to get my blood boiling right away in the morning

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