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flrsh.bsky.social
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I might sleep with my Ex tomorrow, pray for me so that I don't!

I've peeled my toenails off

I just want someone to adore my butt cheeks...

What if I farted like Ye

And then Jesus had to fart

Since it's Christmas Eve, I'd like to drop this timely and poignant reminder: Jesus was WOKE. And so am I. Proudly.

Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today

Quackers

Bill Murray has a flat ass

Black Cock Down

This Coca-Cola not hitting right :/

I wish my ass clapped automatically

Thoughts?

I miss having white friends

If you love them, let them fart.

I got A LOT of leftovers

I gotta fart so bad

Some people just be ugly

Bought another pack of cigarettes:/

I had another Milkshake

I'm Sad

What