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I'm the last plague doctor on earth and you best believe in gonna cure everyone.
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they laced my tea

what

Dude teto.. kasane teto but its her. its her but holding my boyfriend's hand like as the world detinated nukes.... and itd a drawing and yeah

Bad AAPL

Just bombed a chem test real hard. Homeless people watch out today.

I downloaded balatro 2 days ago and ive been playing it nonstop. it feels like its been 20 minutes. balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro balatro

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Everytime I see those "men only want one thing" memes they always get it wrong. What we really want is a large wooden ship which we sail during a massive storm, fighting the kraken with our crew and cannons. Finally using both our whit and skill to outmenuavure the massive crashing waves narrowly.

Just realized there may be some confusion. I did not have a cerebrovascular accident. I engaged in masturbation.

had a stroke

Just got some of the most enlightening texts on earth. The art of war, the constitution and declaration of independence, the communist manifesto, and books 1-5 of chainsaw man. I've become a scholar now.

Sent to my bf

One last one for tonight I'm getting really into drawing shitty stupid stuff I find funny