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Mom, wife, cat lady, punk rock lesbian anarchist... I do it all! Argued with Roseanne Barr until she blocked me on Twitter before it was cool.
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Sometimes parenting is bouncing your toddler on your left knee while a kitten ferociously eats your right hand.

Trying to entertain both an energetic lad and a rambunctious kitten so the missus can sleep in. Made all the more difficult by the kitten wanting to play with the same toys as the boy but also having the ability to see the future. Dorito knows your next move before you do. You've already lost.

Blippi: "Have you ever wondered why a starfish is called a starfish?" Me: "🤦🏻‍♀️...because it looks like a star?" Blippi: "It looks like a star... But it doesn't look like a fish!" And that's the story of how Blippi crushed me at 4D chess this morning.

So like…

On taking on Trump, grifters and disinformation: We need to stand up, get some back bone and remember who we are as a people. Nobody is coming to save us. It's time to do the hard work of rebuilding democracy. Thanks to @meidastouch.bsky.social for inviting me on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncPJ...

It's not that the onlyfans bots are harder to spot so much as it is that they're now fluent in Gen Z and I can't tell if it's an obvious bot or if I'm just old and out of touch.

Also not disparaging the Porta Pros because they're legends for a reason but holy crap is the Verum not just gorgeous? Also made in Ukraine despite Russia's bullshit. Like never mind the war, this guy is still making the prettiest damn audiophile cans you've ever seen.

So, to be perfectly clear, my FiiO was able to travel from Yokohama to Tokyo to Cincinnati to, oddly generically, "Ontario" all in one day. I'm assuming it's in Windsor because that'd be the logical border crossing. It is now projected to take a week to move within the province to get me.

“Don’t make me regret my vote”, said the sheep to the wolf #LeopardsAteMyFace

So the plan to build the perfect on-the-go audiophile setup has begun! Limited Edition Porta Pros obtained! They sound phenomenal! Next step will be an MMCX conversion to increase portability and on the fly modification. Then slap some YAXI Earpads on it and couple it with a beefy DAP. Divine.

To the premiers twisting themselves into pathetic little sniveling pretzels to appease Trump. How fucking dare you make Doug 'Buck-A-Beer' Ford look like the rational actor??? Your plan is seriously to just apologize and lick Trump's boots? Gross loser energy. Go read If You Give A Mouse A Cookie

'bout damn time one of our politicians stood up loud and proud for Canada. Of course it takes the NDP to stand for the country and not just for party. We need so much more of this, from the top down. Not politicking, not using Trump to sew division. Just standing tall for Canada. Well done!

Mitch McConnell: “We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before world war two,” he says. “Even the slogan is the same. ‘America First.’ That was what they said in the ’30s.”

Found my ancient iPod from the before times. A whopping 6gb of some nostalgia, some bangers, and a surprising amount of cringe. Under my tough punk goth shell I was such an emotional little princess. Gods. To think I was young enough to have a cringey misunderstood artist era.

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Imagine how many cold cases could have been solved if the police offered a $50,000 reward every time. Wonder what makes the CEO more important than other cases...

Frankly, if you aren't Malkavian I pity your lack of clarity.

You know those movies on Rotten Tomatoes that the critics absolutely despised but the people loved. And you find yourself wondering if the critics are maybe just super out of touch with the average person. That's what media coverage of the NYC CEO execution feels like.

gotDAMN

Parenting life hack: Your kid's bored with a toy? Quietly put it away somewhere. Reintroduce it a couple weeks later when they bore of a different toy. I don't think the wee Crow has noticed that his new favourite toys are toys he was bored with couple months ago.

Wild, the police effort behind solving the NYC CEO execution. It's almost as though the CEO's money and social status have afforded special treatment by the police. As though they're just a tool enforcing the will of the elite. As though they don't necessarily serve the common people equally.

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

I’ll be honest, I don’t know how much more of this beauty advent calendar I can eat

In an alternate Spiderverse, Jenna Marbles is still uploading new videos and her alternate Spiderverse subscribers don’t even know how much we miss her and Julien and the dogs.

Can't wait to hear their excuses for the price increases that are coming.

How to avoid paying taxes, billionaires 101.

[bringing date home] me: do you have allergies? i have a chocolate lab. date: omg i love dogs! me: [slowly shutting door on oompa loompas singing welcome song] dogs, right.

What’s the best game controller? I’ll start: It was comfy, you could destroy your enemies in-game and real life (it was a chunky boy) and it had a cool disconnect feature if someone ran past the cable. (Wireless wasn’t a thing back then) Duke users rise up! 🙌

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So stupid it's good :D

The restored, updated, and upgraded iPod is stupidly rad for music but I find myself really wanting a Stem player. It's expensive but the gimmick is just so cool, and I'm such a sucker for a nifty gimmick.

Religion does NOT belong in our schools! Agreed? ✋