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boiling

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slowly shifting my vocabulary to sound old timey in the fun way, examples including: motion pictures soda pop fisticuffs

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

yeah, sure, whatever, 45 year old illiterate man who only talks about alcohol and fishing, you could totally run this business better than a man 20 years your senior with a degree. whatever you say big man.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

i am going to have an aneurism in these conditions someone shoot me

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

pov you told vector to be serious for a second

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

we need more porn where the bottom looks directly into the camera and says "its a living"

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i wish i could "i got a tummy ache >w<" my way out of every situation like some of yall

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

wow people will really just be heinous fucking monsters just to get a rise out of a stranger huh

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

im gonna fucking explode and no one will be able to fix what i leave behind

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

well excuse the fuck out of me for wanting out of my flesh prison (coworkers mad that i am attempting to lose weight)

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

loogadis fuggin guy

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

i'll stand by it: spongebob - chocolate with nuts is at least in the top 5 comedies of the 21st century

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

prediction: 3/4/25 will be Very Very Interesting

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

my coworker showed up 7 hours late visibly intoxicated and then she started defending bianca censori. what the fuck.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

HOW THE FUCK DO THESE GROWN, OLDER THAN ME ADULT MEN AT MY JOB KEEP MISSING THE TOILET WHEN THEY PISS????

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

happy birthday to the fuckin GOAT

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

im sorry that i continue to be myself and theres nothing either of us can do about that, believe me ive tried

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

if they dont make Chucky VS Megan it'll all have been for nothing

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

burning.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

oh. goodbye then.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

cant get out of bed to save my own life 😫

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

yall i think i downloaded the wrong indiana jones game

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

do these look like the favorite films of a normal individual

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

JUST started working on the project this is about

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

boiling

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

sure, my coworkers can sit around on their phones all day ignoring work that needs to be done, but the EXACT SECOND i start trying to get my steps in, half of them act like i just took a shit in the middle of the floor

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

bro knocked on the stall door and said "is someone in there" MOTHERFUCKER THE DOORS LOCKED????? YES????????????? mens restrooms are literal free for all pvp zones with poison swamp damage

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

slipping Harrison Ford a $20 bill and saying "hey can you get some of those nazis for old times sake"

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

don wanna get up

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

my sister's turn from mildly disliking me / being embarrassed by me to FULL ON ANTI-WOKE CULTURE WARRIOR once i came out has been odd to say the least but tbh i saw it coming

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i am fucking boiling with rage

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

dad wont call me emma but to him its already the gulf of america thanks shithead

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

i pray none of you have the brainworms that i do

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

one day we will look back and breathe a sigh of relief. that's the day we're fighting for.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

why does this grown woman suddenly become a child the second I can't tell her to cut that shit out

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

boiling

slowly shifting my vocabulary to sound old timey in the fun way, examples including: motion pictures soda pop fisticuffs

yeah, sure, whatever, 45 year old illiterate man who only talks about alcohol and fishing, you could totally run this business better than a man 20 years your senior with a degree. whatever you say big man.

i am going to have an aneurism in these conditions someone shoot me

pov you told vector to be serious for a second

we need more porn where the bottom looks directly into the camera and says "its a living"

i wish i could "i got a tummy ache >w<" my way out of every situation like some of yall

wow people will really just be heinous fucking monsters just to get a rise out of a stranger huh

im gonna fucking explode and no one will be able to fix what i leave behind

well excuse the fuck out of me for wanting out of my flesh prison (coworkers mad that i am attempting to lose weight)

loogadis fuggin guy

i'll stand by it: spongebob - chocolate with nuts is at least in the top 5 comedies of the 21st century

prediction: 3/4/25 will be Very Very Interesting

my coworker showed up 7 hours late visibly intoxicated and then she started defending bianca censori. what the fuck.

HOW THE FUCK DO THESE GROWN, OLDER THAN ME ADULT MEN AT MY JOB KEEP MISSING THE TOILET WHEN THEY PISS????

happy birthday to the fuckin GOAT

im sorry that i continue to be myself and theres nothing either of us can do about that, believe me ive tried

if they dont make Chucky VS Megan it'll all have been for nothing

burning.

oh. goodbye then.

cant get out of bed to save my own life 😫

yall i think i downloaded the wrong indiana jones game

do these look like the favorite films of a normal individual

JUST started working on the project this is about

boiling

sure, my coworkers can sit around on their phones all day ignoring work that needs to be done, but the EXACT SECOND i start trying to get my steps in, half of them act like i just took a shit in the middle of the floor

bro knocked on the stall door and said "is someone in there" MOTHERFUCKER THE DOORS LOCKED????? YES????????????? mens restrooms are literal free for all pvp zones with poison swamp damage

slipping Harrison Ford a $20 bill and saying "hey can you get some of those nazis for old times sake"

don wanna get up

my sister's turn from mildly disliking me / being embarrassed by me to FULL ON ANTI-WOKE CULTURE WARRIOR once i came out has been odd to say the least but tbh i saw it coming

i am fucking boiling with rage

dad wont call me emma but to him its already the gulf of america thanks shithead

i pray none of you have the brainworms that i do

one day we will look back and breathe a sigh of relief. that's the day we're fighting for.

why does this grown woman suddenly become a child the second I can't tell her to cut that shit out

next time there's a big plot twist villain in spider-man i swear to you it will be uncle ben

she's HERE!!!

just absolutely crushed a falafel sandwich ama

i can assure you i've only become worse with the passage of time