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If you want an idea of how bad it is out there, the officer at my road test forgot to close the car door and didn't even notice until halfway through because she was freestyle rapping the entire time. Also she was a moose.

It's crazy how much fun Sims 1 still is. Like the actual moment-to-moment gameplay is gripping. You take your eyes off your sim for one minute and he's insulting the neighbors and grilling burgers outside at 2am. It's like taking care of a goblin.

Looking back, why did we ever assume this man is straight?

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

Just remembered this

I'm running under the assumption that the TikTok ban will work like the Halo 2 shutdown where they can't actually do it until the last 12 streamers stop streaming so they just keep going for a month straight.

A few years ago, I thought Meta releasing AirLink on Quest would be the end of Virtual Desktop. This month I switched back to Virtual Desktop. My God, what an incredible experience it is compared to AirLink! I can't believe an app that used to require side-loading is humiliating Meta's alternative.

I'm weirdly inspired to write a dark fantasy origin story of Santa.

IT'S BEEN OVER 30 YEARS AND I'M JUST NOW REALIZING ROBIN WILLIAMS WAS IN "A WISH FOR WINGS THAT WORK"!?

We achieved Christmas Special perfection with the Pee Wee Christmas Special and should not have attempted to advance beyond it.

Ever see something that you just know is in the realm of high comedy but you can't explain why?

I played Pokemon Red religiously in 1999. I'd sit by the brick wall at recess with my Gameboy collecting Pokemon. I went through the final dungeon during a family trip to Water Country. Then I never touched the series again. I just knew I had seen everything Pokemon had to offer me. I was right.

Since 2003, anytime I install Morrowind, the very first thing I do before downloading any mods is copy the entire SimCity 4 OST into the Morrowind music folder. It fits. I can't explain why but it fits so damn well.

Sonic 3 being as good as it is takes me back to that feeling when the Red Sox won the 2004 World Series. I'm just randomly pumping my fist in my car going "They did it!"

I'm glad I took my time finishing Like A Dragon: Ishin because that ending is exactly the message we need going into 2025.

Okay Sims players, sell me on Sims 4. I've been playing Sims 3 for a decade and for the life of me I see no reason to upgrade. What does 4 have that justifies giving up the open-world mechanic?

This is getting crazy.

theres nothing better than karaoke. period