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Cyberneticaly enhanced horsey, often mistaken for a unicorn. Spend my time lifting heavy things and running heavy programs.
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Lozenges and tea are a horrible combination.

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#firstworldproblems Mum’s kindle didn’t automatically download her latest book!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

There is a bee the size of a brussel sprout trying to get through my double glazing. Who forgot to turn the pan off at Christmas?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Just about to depart for Amsterdam

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#oddlysatisfyimg mileage on my car.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Some times it’s fun to hit ctrl+v and find out what crap I’ve left on the clipboard.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Apropos of a conversation in another chat; as I put in the hard work at the gym I might as well show it off.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty. #conwaytwitty

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

For those of you interested today’s #bin_lorry looks to be a #Dennis #Eagle.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

As I am the custodian of the family antique media collection an eBay purchase has been made.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Got to get the Christmas decs down today.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Happy new year and good luck to us all.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas everyone. Just finished playing #scrabble. I ended up with 3 i’s and 2 u’s at one point.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Grabbing a quick video of the over head matrix sign on the train so I can replicate the font. Everyone else probably thinks I’m nuts.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I’m seeing Titanique, the musical comedy version of Titanic. This will be interesting.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣

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De-icer spray smells like cat pee.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

How much do I believe this?

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Reassembling the #DC55 head was easier than I thought and it isn’t on fire.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I think I can do a reasonable job of restoring a smokey #Dyson bin with #T-Cut.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Attempting to reassemble the heard of my #Dyson #DC55. Or at least remember where the bits go.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I accidentally washed a hair tie. I’m surprised it survived the dryer.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Still making progress.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I have no idea what it is I did exactly.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

The lawn is now so long I can’t find the hole for the washing line. It’s too wet to cut.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

How to correctly load a dishwasher cutlery drawer for easy unloading.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Any idea why my duvet cover looks like I washed a tissue in it? That’s not where I keep tissues.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Now I’m out of the gym I can’t take a minute to remark that it feels weird being the only one not staring at their phone between reps.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Greetings Bluesky. What's the verb for posting here? Fluttering would seem appropriate.

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment