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This is fucking brilliant!! Also hilarious 🤣 but omg I love the idea that omegas are just absolute gremlins feral for cock n cunt!! Fabulous!!

Delicious

Look at these absolute monsters I found earlier hhh

You've made art like always ✨️ this is gonna live in my brain for a while kekekeke

Yes plsss

Omegaverse au where omegas are absolutely wild, feral little fucks that coerce alphas into sex and then ditch the resulting babies on them to look after

I AM HERE, to say I fucking hate them lmao 😅 This was gonna sit in my docs for at least 3 months, so I’m kinda glad you guys pulled it out. Have some assholes with feelings. archiveofourown.org/works/628665...

Holy shit you did it?! Thank you. Stay tuned. This chapter is longer lol

As not-actually-agreed,I’m reading, and I- it’s been a long time since I’ve food-fucked, but I feel yee calling~

I know not many ppl have seen this, but it’s probably important to say regardless. Always add some kind of acid when you mix olive oil and garlic. Botulism isn’t sexy, and lemon juice might save your life. Also, NEVER put raw garlic in olive oil, unless you’re about to cook with it.

My other half cooked us the same meal he made for our first Valentine’s like 13 years ago, and I’m just as charmed. Now to chill and binge castlevania nocturne 😌

Maybe I should have offered the next chapter if foodfucker lmao. I’ll read that through too, I just have a deadline first hhh

If I linked my Kofi with a small goal, would you guys be amenable to hitting it for a new chapter of Lifeblood? It’s not something I’d normally do, but I’d like to buy my idiot some headgear for boxing, before he gets his last braincell knocked loose 😮‍💨

My other half cooked us the same meal he made for our first Valentine’s like 13 years ago, and I’m just as charmed. Now to chill and binge castlevania nocturne 😌

Ohohohoh, I'm so glad it's going on ao3! I absolutely love every inch of this

This is SO hot

Dragon Tuna 🎉

Thank you for my life, Tuna!

*feral noises*