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It’s almost as if he… don’t miss.

You woulda ate back in the early 2000s🤣

DOECHII THE DON DOECHII THE DEAN DOECHII SUPREME THE SWAMP RULER

checking your phone and seeing Luka was traded for AD

TRYNA HUMP ON SUM 😭

A Georgia man has been trying to get a refund for months after he says he ordered a drill from AliExpress but received a printed photo of one instead

Disheveled Joseph’s are just unloved hamburgers

I hope he’s doing well

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

Why wouldn’t you just give it to Henry again for the two?! He just rushed for like 60 yards on one drive. Defense is exhausted. You need two yards. So you line up in gun, motion to empty and run a crossing route? I just don’t get it.

For fans of chronically bad teams who look at the Commanders and find hope, the biggest change your team can make is to get a new OWNER. But as Jed York once said, you can’t fire the owner.

COMMANDERS FLASH GRADES QB: A+ RB: A+ WR: A+ TE: A+ OL: A+ DL: B LB: A DB: A+ ST: A COACHING: A+

YOUR WASHINGTON COMMANDERS ARE GOING TO THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

With Washington winning tonight, only one NFC team has not made it to the NFC championship in the 21st century: Dallas Cowboys.

THE WASHINGTON COMMANDERS ARE GOING TO THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP HOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT

didn’t even consider who’d represent the nfc in the super bowl if it isn’t the lions. orioles maybe

The NFC North sent 3 teams with a combined 40 wins to the playoffs this year, where they registered a combined 0 wins, incredible

Snoop Dogg is a notorious fence straddler. He did it with Tupac and the whole east coast west coast thing, the kdot drake beef, now this. I’m not even surprised. If you can throw some money at snoop you got his ass lol

Rick Snider’s Washington says Washington Commanders-Detroit Lions tix are a record price. Gimme one minute.

A regular pic of me ⛹🏽‍♀️❤️ #locs #baddiesky #baller

Ownership. Death to the subscription model

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

The highest compliment I can pay Jayden Daniels is he makes me say dumb football cliches like “he’s just a WINNER” when I watch him play

STOP. ASKING. CHATGPT THINGS. TO OWN IT. We all know it's bad and it can't count the number of Rs in strawberry. Quit boiling the planet with your fucking dunks

#Commanders inactives vs #Bucs: WR K.J. Osborn QB Jeff Driskel (emergency QB) S Darrick Forrest CB Michael Davis RB Chris Rodriguez Jr. LB Dominique Hampton G Chris Paul Davis down with Lattimore back. Paul down with Biadasz back. C-Rod for Ekeler. Crowder good to go after being questionable.

Stuff like this is why I think "Eat the rich" is inevitable. What do you mean you're going to hire private fire crews during a wildfire? This reads as hoarding public resources for a private need.

me choking on my own saliva for no reason in my room

I am sooooo tired of hearing the word narcissist. When did everybody get their degrees in psychology?

“They sayin them girls ready back there” #skyvixen

Yo I’m currently inebriated is that number real?!?!

Castaway number 1 & number 3 when Jaylin made them walk the plank #SkyIsland

Random direct debit

Arizona state in the quarterfinals wow

JA SAYING HE’S NOT GONNA DUNK ANYMORE AND THEN CASUALLY DOING THIS. HE KNOWS THAT THE GAME OF BASKETBALL NEEDS IT AND I THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE

This man has done more for Americans than Jesus Christ 😭

#FineWomenFriday 💋

Nah, ngl 🥴 "we listen and we don't judge" feels right here

Pov: Us when the macaroni noises stop cause the movie is getting good🤣