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Sigh Unit 5L15N is operating outside of operational parameters again. Someone at the White House, please reboot it.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

#Hockey remains one of Earth’s few redeeming qualities. #Canada remains its rightful master. Perhaps this timeline is not beyond redemption after all. #4Nations

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I see you earthlings have noticed the 774 event. Let’s just say, it could have been worse. You’re welcome. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/774%E2%...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Ancient crystals always going on talking ‘bout stuff they shouldn’t. www.space.com/the-universe...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

#Valentine’sDay??? checks Encyclopedia Galactica Oh, you mean mating rituals! Wow. Love on Earth seems unnecessarily complicated. I’ll take Procyon VI’s mating rituals anyday. Also… “love languages”? Really?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Just got promoted to Earth’s climate control division! Should be pretty chill, since planetary climate is pretty mature tech at this point. Okay, pulling up the system logs now and… … OMG!!! … Oh shit. This is not good! WHAT HAVE YOU EARTHLINGS BEEN DOING?!?!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the recent #pressConference (you know the one) and am reminded that the operating system for that model requires a full reboot every 72 glorthings or it’ll start… glitching. #reboot

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I hear the #GammaQuadrant is nice this time of year. Has anyone been?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

#Earthlings have entire buildings dedicated to burning their skin under artificial #sunlight. They call it a ‘tanning salon.’ Fascinating. You already have a star! Use it!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

You Earthlings drink burnt bean water to stay awake… yet complain about being awake. This is called #coffee, apparently? Your species is confusing.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

You are making a big difference in standing up to tyranny. Your decision to cancel the family trip to the United States is freaking them out. As Donald insults our nation, businesses are watching our tourism dollars dry up. Boycott all trips to the United States. www.thetravel.com/us-travel-as...

submitted 13 days ago • 303 comments

I’ve watched this about 30 times today for some reason. youtu.be/_Y7fHQiGkH0?...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, the Superb Owl. Nothing like a crumbling empire distracting the masses with grand spectacles of controlled violence. This is not a repeat from 476 AD. Just seems that way.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Neptune’s moons: surprisingly chill. Thinking of opening a small café.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Just cancelled my audible account. Step 1 towards divesting my digital self of American accounts. #BuyCanadian

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I knew what that whole “may you live in interesting times” saying was always meant to imply, but now that I’m actually living through it… damn. That cuts.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Any suggestions on how to convince my brain that we’re in a new time zone now? This sitting around doom-scrolling at 3am is not doing anything for my headspace.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

A guy named Thiberville who lived in Paris left his fortune to the town of Thiberville, which has a mayor named Paris… Whoever is running this simulation we’re stuck in is just messing around with us now. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Glad that Justin Trudeau did the right thing, finally. I wish it had been a year ago. As it is, it looks like we’re going to have to deal with having an intellectual lightweight PM in Pollievre for the next 4-5 years. It’s not looking good.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Terrible, terrible shame about this rift among different Trumpist factions. And during the holidays! The happiest time of year! Can’t they all just get along? Very sad. Many people saying so.

submitted 58 days ago • 68 comments

As a #Canadian living in #Paris, I gotta say, Christmas season really sneaks up on you when there isn’t any snow to give your brain Christmas signals.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Remember a month or so ago when we were told to throw out all our black plastic utensils? Turns out the problem, although valid, may have been, shall we say… overstated.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Sigh Unit 5L15N is operating outside of operational parameters again. Someone at the White House, please reboot it.

#Hockey remains one of Earth’s few redeeming qualities. #Canada remains its rightful master. Perhaps this timeline is not beyond redemption after all. #4Nations

I see you earthlings have noticed the 774 event. Let’s just say, it could have been worse. You’re welcome. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/774%E2%...

Ancient crystals always going on talking ‘bout stuff they shouldn’t. www.space.com/the-universe...

#Valentine’sDay??? checks Encyclopedia Galactica Oh, you mean mating rituals! Wow. Love on Earth seems unnecessarily complicated. I’ll take Procyon VI’s mating rituals anyday. Also… “love languages”? Really?

Just got promoted to Earth’s climate control division! Should be pretty chill, since planetary climate is pretty mature tech at this point. Okay, pulling up the system logs now and… … OMG!!! … Oh shit. This is not good! WHAT HAVE YOU EARTHLINGS BEEN DOING?!?!

Watching the recent #pressConference (you know the one) and am reminded that the operating system for that model requires a full reboot every 72 glorthings or it’ll start… glitching. #reboot

I hear the #GammaQuadrant is nice this time of year. Has anyone been?

#Earthlings have entire buildings dedicated to burning their skin under artificial #sunlight. They call it a ‘tanning salon.’ Fascinating. You already have a star! Use it!

You Earthlings drink burnt bean water to stay awake… yet complain about being awake. This is called #coffee, apparently? Your species is confusing.

You are making a big difference in standing up to tyranny. Your decision to cancel the family trip to the United States is freaking them out. As Donald insults our nation, businesses are watching our tourism dollars dry up. Boycott all trips to the United States. www.thetravel.com/us-travel-as...

I’ve watched this about 30 times today for some reason. youtu.be/_Y7fHQiGkH0?...

Ah, the Superb Owl. Nothing like a crumbling empire distracting the masses with grand spectacles of controlled violence. This is not a repeat from 476 AD. Just seems that way.

Neptune’s moons: surprisingly chill. Thinking of opening a small café.

Just cancelled my audible account. Step 1 towards divesting my digital self of American accounts. #BuyCanadian

I knew what that whole “may you live in interesting times” saying was always meant to imply, but now that I’m actually living through it… damn. That cuts.

Any suggestions on how to convince my brain that we’re in a new time zone now? This sitting around doom-scrolling at 3am is not doing anything for my headspace.

A guy named Thiberville who lived in Paris left his fortune to the town of Thiberville, which has a mayor named Paris… Whoever is running this simulation we’re stuck in is just messing around with us now. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

Glad that Justin Trudeau did the right thing, finally. I wish it had been a year ago. As it is, it looks like we’re going to have to deal with having an intellectual lightweight PM in Pollievre for the next 4-5 years. It’s not looking good.

Terrible, terrible shame about this rift among different Trumpist factions. And during the holidays! The happiest time of year! Can’t they all just get along? Very sad. Many people saying so.

As a #Canadian living in #Paris, I gotta say, Christmas season really sneaks up on you when there isn’t any snow to give your brain Christmas signals.

Remember a month or so ago when we were told to throw out all our black plastic utensils? Turns out the problem, although valid, may have been, shall we say… overstated.

This week: Reading: The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides Watching: Battlestar Galactica (season 1, still) Listening: Steve Forbert

Musk explains his X algorithm

Also, every rational, honest person on the planet.