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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all

greek food is superior idc don’t @ me. imma slut for my mediterranean food 🤌🏼

Just heard a guy at the bar tell his date he wants 8 kids, in this economy?!

What ever happened to Tiddy Tuesday? We used to be a proper country

All sins are legal now right? Like the purge?

Sure I have red flags but it’s gonna feel like 6 flags when my tongue is in that booty

I need a baddie in my life

👀👎😪

Your mom

Forgetting to switch to the burner last night was dumb af lmao sorry

Absolutely no way the night went the way it did last night, how did I pull that off lmfao

Why is the whitest dive bar in town playing Por Tu Maldito Amor

I wanna make somebody giggle 24/7

The great state of 'Louisnana' wants to get rid of the Department of Education.

Religion in school? Ok, but I want the IRS in the church

Can’t sleep, up trading crypto while sipping on Wawa Arnold Palmer and nibbling on a Colombian cheese stuffed croissant

I put my hand on the stove

I still need my ass ate for the 1 time

My stocks are red bring the DEI training back

What I don't get is antivax peppers. MOTHERFUCKER WHAT SITUATION OF SOCIETAL COLLAPSE ARE YOU PREPARING FOR. You've got a bleed kit in every backseat pocket and you can't think THIS part through???

I wanna be suffocated with legs wrapped around my head

I have a REALLY good feeling about the rest of the year for loved ones and myself

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

The real president always keeps watch over his puppet

why does knowing me more lead to loving me less

Probably should’ve stayed my ass home tonight