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“birds! or as I like to call them, beeple” 🐓🦃🦜🕊️ maree | 35 | queer | she/they Professional dog groomer, poultry wrangler, and all-around bird nerd
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Get your pigeon his very own strutting table so he can coo and dance to his hearts content and then POOP ON IT

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Movies you’ve watched more than six times using GIFs. (“Hard Mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek or LotR) The Breakfast Club (1985)

submitted 40 minutes ago • 1 comment

I woke Hotdog up this morning because he likes to bury himself at the bottom of the pile under the rolled up blanket and I always think he’s suffocated himself overnight. He was not amused.

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

I am … so beyond done with turkey egg drama. First the worst hatch ever, and when I ordered more, UPS delivered them to my violent neighbor who is currently in jail. The eggs are not on the steps where UPS left them, and they’re nowhere on my property, which means I have no idea where they are.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Last repost - friend has a pickup he’s going to be junking and I’m gonna take the bed and topper to make a chicken coop for my bantams, it’s gonna be so redneck but I’m gonna make it so cute just you wait

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

#hickscaping

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Hotdog notices the phone

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I made the most amazing pasta sauce with just three simple ingredients and I’ll be chasing that high for the next 30 years. Two tablespoons of butter, two handfuls of shredded cheese, and a little under a half cup of pasta water and it was the PERFECT consistency, I will never achieve this again

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Hotdog, the sole survivor of the disaster hatch, eating and pooping and peeping, and hopefully gonna keep doing so for many years

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Hotdog isn’t sure what to do with his four new silkie siblings (hotdog seems to be doing great but I’m still cautiously optimistic)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I wanted to wait till I knew he was at least eating and drinking to share more about the disaster hatch. This is the only turkey who got out of the shell and I had to help him out. At this point, I don’t care what gender this bird is, I’m just glad it’s alive. I’m tentatively calling him Hotdog.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

You’d think I have to protect the pigeons from the cat but the reality is I have to protect the cat from the pigeons. Tobiko was just having a warm nap in my lap when Rotisserie decided to charge over and make it a problem, like the jerk he is.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

You ever get so high you just spend six hours thinking about how sad your life is and how it used to be so nice but maybe it’s always been this crappy and you’re just nostalgic for problems you’ve already solved

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I learned today that Booger would not survive outside - her reaction to seeing my ball python for the first time ever was to TRY AND ATTACK HIM THRU THE GLASS MA’AM YOU ARE A PIGEON NOT A WARRIOR

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Booger is wooing my tv and I choose to believe Viktor is her fav Arcane character

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I have become the Sex Police in my own house. I have to yell at the pigeons for sneaking off to try and bang. They stopped trying to do it in front of me when they realized I was yelling at them so they had to get creative. Unfortunately for them, the tippy tap of their toes gives them away

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I really gotta clean my kitchen but that’s so much work and I am so tired 😂

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She keeps walking into the bedroom to fly onto my plushies and now she’s FURIOUS I closed the gate (featuring Rotisserie upset I’m not paying attention to him, and Wade singing)

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Unexpected side effect of Rotisserie thinking of my lap as a nest, he no longer poops on me 😂 if only Booger could be the same way

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Boog, my little angelic featherball ❤️

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