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I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation

sry everyone im working on a million billion projects for school have hornet silksong

How did Whitmer end up in an Oval Office ceremony with Trump, Newsom hosting a MAGA-fluffing podcast, various frontline Dems hedging their trade war critiques, and House Dems preparing not to run on Trump corruption again? I have a grand unified theory. www.offmessage.net/p/how-politi...

everyone says "go to therapy" but nobody tells you you'll miss out on THIS

Alolan Vulpix sits on a suitcase

Illegal ideas.

‘Sound’ (loud sound), ‘sound’ (safe and sound), and ‘sound’ (water) are not related. ‘Sound’ (loud) comes from Latin ‘sonus.’ ‘Sound’ (safe and) comes from Old English ‘gesund,’ meaning "healthy." ‘Sound’ (water) comes from Old Norse ‘sund,’ meaning “strait."

A senior Trump administration official tells Rolling Stone how deeply unfunny Elon Musk is. "He’s not funny. Like, at all. He makes these jokes and little asides and smiles and then looks almost hurt if you don’t lap up his humor." Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

So uh my Octopath 1 + 2 review MIGHT end up being seven or eight hours long. Whoops!

I painted a potion

Monster hunter fans

This all alone is an open-and-shut cause for impeachment, yes there are dozens of others but sometimes it's clarifying to just look at one

Just me banging on again that BROADWAY employs more people than coal.

Turns out the answer to the rightwing meme “what is a man?” is “someone who gets fucked to death by Mr. President while applauding.”

a lesson for every college, law firm, business, etc. — if these chodes demand you do something, your first response should be some form of "make me"

this was my actual response

Crypto guys who said "Bitcoin is recession-proof" never considered what would happen in practice. When recreational Bitcoin holders had real money evaporate, it caused them to pull money out of the imaginary money market and into real cash to buy real things, causing a crash. In short: Duh-doy.

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

75%

嬉しいとシッポが巻いてしまうのだ

Prompt: pocket bf resting on one of those old MacBook chargers like that one image of a cat on tumblr. — -- neospring.org/+r/167284256...

Worm Sleepover

new short youtube.com/shorts/RUFsI...

It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved. * very unconstitutional

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"she's not gonna fuck you bro" she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough

Baro is back with a surplus of wares! To offload his inventory, the Void Trader will return EVERY weekend this April with items like the new Primed Steady Hands and even Baro himself (in adorable Floof form, that is). wrfr.me/42nHAyv

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