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#FPL OR often Top 8.2 billion Sun Dream Team #SDT Sarcasm. Kung Fu. Questionable photoshopping.
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Good luck, my #FPL GW35 differentials

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#fpl GW36 I've gone early!!! Raya to Sels Pau Torres to Aina -4 Game on!! Do I use my TC?

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

"I told you I'd be back." #fpl

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

#FPL GW35 A last reshuffle for the run-in. -20 🧢 Mbeumo Still have TC, but I'll use it later rather than try to cover the hits with it Good luck, folks!!!

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Who do you #fpl folks think I should captain?

submitted 14 hours ago • 15 comments

Groovy 🤩 #fpl

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Mbeumo and Williams to play. Good luck, folks! #fpl

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There was so much similarity of #FPL squads across DGW32 and DG33. I "bought" a Free Hit in GW34 with a -20. Looks like I've gotten away with it. I now head into tonight and the weekend with a very different squad for the run-in, for a -20. If it beats folks using 1 FT etc this weekend, amazing 🤩

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If someone tells you they don't swear, stamp on their foot for being a liar. See? They were lying

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Arsenal team news: they still haven't signed me, so I'm going to have to trust the youngsters again tonight. Good luck, dudes 🤩

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The only problems with #fpl are that you need 4 Wildcards and 3 Free Hits per season. And approx £5m budget more than you start with.

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Good luck tonight Arsenal 🤩 Bukayo Saka, you're the dude #fpl

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My weekly karaoke night with my #fpl squad. Mo sings "We Are The Champions." Eyes roll, but team moral seems good. Kebab meat and cheesy chips all round, then we chill out and listen to Dark Side Of The Moon together. Groovy.

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Bolo is back in training, too. My #fpl squad has taken many hits, but now we fight back. It's squeaky bum time. 11 million sphincters around the globe. Millions of squeaks. Some will experience multiple squeaks. Some, unfortunately, won't turn out to be squeaks. Our bums; silent like the ninja.

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Oliver Glasner has forgiven me for making him my AM in DGW32. Taking responsibility for DGW32 himself, and in a gesture of #fpl goodwill, he will rotate heavily in the Premier League to help me counter FH34 folks who are now back with triple Palace first team players. Evil genius. Cheers, dude.

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☆ ☆ #fpl News ☆ ☆ Kevin De Bruyne has started training with my FPL squad. You'll notice the improvement against Wolves on Friday.

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Kevin has arrived in Isleworth. He agrees it's more picturesque than he had even imagined. "If FPL Hippie were based in Slough or Feltham, I'd never have signed for his #FPL," said Kev. "I hope the training here isn't too violent," he added, shortly before meeting my kicking coach, Bruce.

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☆ ☆ #fpl News Update ☆ ☆ Kevin De Bruyne is in my FPL squad company car on the outskirts of Heathrow.

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☆ ☆ #fpl News ☆ ☆ Kevin De Bruyne has arrived at Heathrow to finally train with my squad. When asked why his name isn't "de Bruyne" or "deBruyne" he stated he needs the space as he has a big D. We didn't argue with him.

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This time of the season is exactly when Arsenal should sign me as a free agent, and play me against Bournemouth this weekend. It'd be more fun yet less stupid than playing any of our usual squad. Me, the ticket office blokes, the kit man, groundsman, random fans for one game only. Even Stirling

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Just had to tell Bukayo Saka I've sold him. Naturally, he was upset. However, I explained it's because Arsenal will make the Champions League Final, so he was cool with it. Man management masterclass in my #FPL

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How about if instead of #FPL Challenge, next season we have a 2nd squad with £30m budget. HOWEVER, that second £30m team effects the usual FPL pricing market. So the large number of mid price player options become the gold.

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#FPL crunch time. When we find out which FPL Managers have been performing above their Xpected OR.

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#FPL Explained

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