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#FPL OR often Top 8.2 billion Sun Dream Team #SDT Sarcasm. Kung Fu. Questionable photoshopping.
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PSG losing 2-0 right now, with this team. Ahead of their Aston Villa tie, the French League postponed their game to give them a free week. Premier League do sod all for others. And Arteta has only rotated 2 places. FFS #fpl #arsenal

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Timber rested due to wood fatigue #fpl

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Last week,'everyone' bought Mbeumo. (I bought in the week before) This week, they'll buy De Bruyne. (I bought in already) Next week, they'll wish they'd bought Haaland too, but will mumble about budget. That's my hope, anyway 🤣😂🤣 #fpl

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Since Kevin De Bruyne landed at Heathrow and started training with Bruce and the rest of my #fpl squad, you have all seen his improvement, as I predicted.

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Good morning, #fpl folks. Hopefully, I'll get 200 points today

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Good luck, my #FPL GW35 differentials

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#fpl GW36 I've gone early!!! Raya to Sels Pau Torres to Aina -4 Game on!! Do I use my TC?

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"I told you I'd be back." #fpl

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#FPL GW35 A last reshuffle for the run-in. -20 🧢 Mbeumo Still have TC, but I'll use it later rather than try to cover the hits with it Good luck, folks!!!

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Who do you #fpl folks think I should captain?

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Groovy 🤩 #fpl

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Mbeumo and Williams to play. Good luck, folks! #fpl

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There was so much similarity of #FPL squads across DGW32 and DG33. I "bought" a Free Hit in GW34 with a -20. Looks like I've gotten away with it. I now head into tonight and the weekend with a very different squad for the run-in, for a -20. If it beats folks using 1 FT etc this weekend, amazing 🤩

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If someone tells you they don't swear, stamp on their foot for being a liar. See? They were lying

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Arsenal team news: they still haven't signed me, so I'm going to have to trust the youngsters again tonight. Good luck, dudes 🤩

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The only problems with #fpl are that you need 4 Wildcards and 3 Free Hits per season. And approx £5m budget more than you start with.

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Good luck tonight Arsenal 🤩 Bukayo Saka, you're the dude #fpl

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My weekly karaoke night with my #fpl squad. Mo sings "We Are The Champions." Eyes roll, but team moral seems good. Kebab meat and cheesy chips all round, then we chill out and listen to Dark Side Of The Moon together. Groovy.

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Bolo is back in training, too. My #fpl squad has taken many hits, but now we fight back. It's squeaky bum time. 11 million sphincters around the globe. Millions of squeaks. Some will experience multiple squeaks. Some, unfortunately, won't turn out to be squeaks. Our bums; silent like the ninja.

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Oliver Glasner has forgiven me for making him my AM in DGW32. Taking responsibility for DGW32 himself, and in a gesture of #fpl goodwill, he will rotate heavily in the Premier League to help me counter FH34 folks who are now back with triple Palace first team players. Evil genius. Cheers, dude.

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☆ ☆ #fpl News ☆ ☆ Kevin De Bruyne has started training with my FPL squad. You'll notice the improvement against Wolves on Friday.

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Kevin has arrived in Isleworth. He agrees it's more picturesque than he had even imagined. "If FPL Hippie were based in Slough or Feltham, I'd never have signed for his #FPL," said Kev. "I hope the training here isn't too violent," he added, shortly before meeting my kicking coach, Bruce.

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