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fractalcactus.bsky.social
Twitch Affiliate. Enjoyer of Shmups, Fighting Games, Survival Horror, and Character Action titles. Big into Gundam / Mecha as well. twitch.tv/fractalcactusfgc
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Still one of the best Onion News Network segments.

submitted 12 hours ago • 21 comments

just walked by a the burger spot and got such a blast of burger and fried chippy smell that i stopped and said "wow" out loud like a little boy in the 1950s seeing jayne mansfields boobs on a movie screen

submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

if they made budweiser now it'd be called freaking. theyweiser. tofu flavor. and they'd say whatsaaaaaaaaapppppp in the commercial instead CREDITS written by me :) budweiser belongs to AB InBev special thanks to all my followers

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

Today is the only day you can repost this.

submitted 15 hours ago • 20 comments

Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech

submitted 1 day ago • 58 comments

Creating Manosphere content for guys in the Shmup community. Call that Andrew Tate. (There has to be at least one person following me who gets this).

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

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submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

we would have been so mean to kids that were into andrew tate back in high school. ohhh you are a lonely boy. does seeing a lady in a bikini make you angry and upset

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

Oh, and for the record, I dont really think City of the Wolves is bad. I'm just an emotional wreck, and fighting games bring out the worst of my insecurities. I am always aiming to do better, as a player but also as a person.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Terrible stream, lol. I was a little drunk and spent the whole night trying to reversal my way out of pressure in City of the Wolves using a move with no invincibility. I'm cracking up 🥲

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm drinking American Strong Zero and getting mad at fighting games. Pull up: twitch.tv/fractalcactusfgc

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

She's finally arrived. I've heard really good things about this entire line, and I'm really looking forward to the Red Gundam in September.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

After May 7, I can use my regular old driver's license to buy a high capacity people killer from any licensed gun shop in America, but I'll need a show me your papers Gestapo-approved ID to talk to a social security rep about my earned benefits.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

City of the Wolves Stream tonight at 8pm EST. I have a 12% win rate in ranked, and I'm going to have a few beers. Stop by for the least toxic stream on Twitch.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is like the third time this has happened.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Today is the only day you can repost this:

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

It's Bandcamp Friday! I have music on there: returningasechoes.bandcamp.com/music

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

its fucked up that you play a fighting game and want to win but then sometimes you lose

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

Hideki Kamiya got flashbanged by a hot woman so hard he’s tweeting in English.

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

video games make eleventy billion dollars a year but we can only have one website about them, and it’s owned by The Bastard Group

submitted 4 days ago • 33 comments

i was able to pay for the power today. i'm $40 short of the car bill tomorrow (2nd). i don't have anything for rent (5th). low on food. i need to reach 90% of this goal by the 5th to pay rent on time, more if late, and eviction if it's past the 10th. thank you, everyone. 🫂 #helpsky #mutualaid

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

it's the kind of game where the guitars and synths are going crazy and shit's exploding everywhere and then the game will drop a massive tank onto the screen and some crunchy-ass TTS voice will say some raw shit like "GOD DOES NOT ABIDE BY YOUR EXISTENCE" and that's when you know it's peak

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

He’s right.

submitted 7 days ago • 163 comments

Clair Obscur making the character that's most fun to traverse the world in show toes is one of the most brazen secret pervert moves I've seen in a game in recent memory, viva la france.

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments