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fractalcactus.bsky.social
Twitch Affiliate. Enjoyer of Shmups, Fighting Games, Survival Horror, and Character Action titles. Big into Gundam / Mecha as well. twitch.tv/fractalcactusfgc
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

Ryu would not say this...

@tolkoto.com

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

"ahh grimes chan. tis i, your tesla emperor. i can smell your vagina from the foyer my dear. shall i enter your hyperloop with my penis"

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

"Say Drake"

"oh PSN was down? 🤔 didn't notice since I can just pop a cartridge into my NES 🤪" your 72 pin connector is deteriorating. third party replacement parts will become scarce with time. the past is growing ever distant and eventually all of your relics - and you - will be gone.

r4: ridge racer type 4 / psx namco, 1998

Fuck the Chiefs, fuck Drake, and fuck the Archfiend because I just beat Ninja Gaiden 2 Black on Master Ninja.

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

Picked this up at a antique shop thinking about a jumanji/hellraiser type deal where the raisins come to life and kill you.

With Wario 4 hitting the Nintendo Switch's GBA emulator, just about every major release worth playing is available on there. Also runs and looks waaaay better than any currently available emulator.

DISABLED RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS! PASS IT ON!

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

On the final mission of Master Ninja in Ninja Gaiden 2: Black. I have no idea how I made it this far. Now, I just have to beat the five bosses this stage has...

hey all, rent's coming up on the 10th or 14th. the office won't clarify which, but they'll still charge me if they file eviction, and either way they've said they won't retract it if they begin. currently about $700 away from rent. if you're in a place where you can help, i'd appreciate it.

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

I've been playing a lot of Tales of Graces F in-between sessions of NG2B, and it's really shaping up to be my favorite entry in the series. The combat system is great, and the key art is absolutely phenomenal.

SF6 brought back the Wild Ambition loading screen art for one of Mai's Titles!

It is finally finished! BULLETnico is playable on itchio for free! One play through without any deaths should take around 10-15 minutes, but the game might be a bit challenging. There are also technically 2 endings! :D #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #godotengine nicodug.itch.io/bulletnico

M2 when it's been five minutes and they haven't announced an Aleste game that nobody can play

ARE TEAM NINJA AND PLATINUMGAMES BEATING THE PARRYSLOP ALLEGATIONS??? VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONESLOPS

Sell me more Modern games like Ninja Gaiden 2 Black. I was told this was one of them

in addition to the racing, the text in TXR is more back than ever

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

Mai looks so cool in SF6. Should I reinstall?

Seeing FromSoftware go from being this scrappy, down to Earth dev that experimented a lot and were always just on the periphery of being popular to being the only thing anyone talks about is starting to get old. I miss old FromSoft, and I'm sick of the glazing.

I've been pretty inactive on everything ever since I was promoted at work. Just super busy trying to acclimate to the new responsibilities and hours. Streaming will be reduced heavily until I figure things out. I love to hang out with everyone, but I need some time to myself for now.

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

I can't believe David Lynch is dead. I hate this miserable fucking planet so much. The scum sucker's keep kicking around, though, don't they? So much cruelty and misery. I'm just so sick of it.

Switch 2 looks sleek, and it's always good to see new Mario Kart. The biggest grab at present, sans new hardware, is backward compatibility. I think for this system in particular that's going to be huge. Almost makes me wonder if I should wait to play Xenoblade X, for example.

Almost 90% fake frames? At that point you might as well save yourself the money and just start huffing fumes until you hallucinate everything on screen.