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ʙᴇɴᴊᴀᴍɪɴ ʀᴇɪʟʟʏ. ᴄʟᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚂𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻. 𝙎𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙀𝙏. ̶C̶H̶A̶S̶M̶.̶ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ http://kas (writer is 28+) (all art used does not belong to me.) #MVRP | #MarvelRP | #SpiderManRP
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kas night y'all! I'll be here tomorrow depending on how work is I'll be sporadic

Uh huh... Whatever you say, with your Minecraft Steve-ass haircut.

Sorry Eddie. You're not really a deadbeat. You're ugly as hell though!

AND Mayhem! AKA. April Parker! Use your brain, dingbat! And go apologize to her while you're at it! Hell, you're probably responsible for the Harlem Globetrotters, too! Have you seen what those guys can do?

aww, c’mon! will you do it for little old me? not lewd. [ #PTRP ╱ #PKMNRP ╱ #POKéSPERP ]

"Oh, God! Stop! Uncle, Uncle!" He held out his hands, waving them frantically. "You're like right out of Insidious, dude!"

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ‎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ !!! 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 !!!⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ‎ ⠀،̲، 𝓡uthlessness is mercy upon ‎⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⸺ 𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐒 .ᐟ ₊⟡ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

... Eddie. I swear... How you manage to breathe is beyond me. Yes, you have a niece. April Parker. Ring a bell, doofus?

Like that makes it any better, dude! She was out there waiting for Uncle Eddie, man. At least I was dead!

Eddie, you deadbeat!

"Hey man, just cause you're a broke bum doesn't mean it's the end of the world! I mean, I'm practically living off my brother's welfare right now. I'm a broke ass bum too! And I totally just said that out loud, didn't I?" Ben rubbed his head. "Take the money, Wade!"

"𝑰 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒉𝒚 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉. 𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒗𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆." ♡+↻ #MarvelRP | #MVRP | #OpenRP | #LewdRP | #EroticRP | #FGCRP

"Cool, cool." He snagged the wallet and looked it over. "Damn, someone really /did/ put money in this thing!" Ben laughed, then chucked the wallet back at him. "Consider yourself reverse-jacked, buddy."

"Haha. Yeah, no problem dude. Now give me your wallet."

Dude. /That's/ not cool. I'm pretty sure you just threatened me, man! I'm just a really nice (and cool) Spider-Guy trying to crack a cold one and shoot something! Is that too much to ask?

Before you ask: Yes... I've held a gun. Yes... I've shot a gun. But... I wanna shoot another one. 🥺👉👈

Dude. Can someone let me hold their gun? I /gotta/ know why people like these things so much!

Cause it's cool. A marvel of a modern human society! Engineering at its finest! I'm always stopping people with guns and I never get to just like, hold one. It's not like I wanna shoot it! ... Can I shoot it?

"Don't worry Wade, I can rob you!"

First off, I'm definitely not calling you Chief! And second off, I'm definitely not a kid! You're right, though. Guns aren't toys. They're very dangerous and require immense training and discipline. ... Can I see your gun now, dude?

Fun Police over here! Wee-Woo! Wee-Woo!

But dude. You can trust me! I'm Spider-Man!

What if I said pretty please?

Now that I think about it, I think I've always had an identity crisis... way too many cool suits!