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I love classic folk horror films like “Get Away From Me Turnip Patch, Dracula” (1965) and “Welsh Dracula” (1967)

BURSTING with stroganoff

You mean the guy who makes these shitty balloon things?

How did Dick Warlock get into Frasier's apartment?

At what point is too many candles Too Many Candles?

Does anyone else use Letterboxd? I feel it important to document each and every movie I watch and enjoy others pithy one sentence reviews and chortle wholesomely

I've brought a banana for the train, which means I will be taking a banana to London for the day and then back home again.

*at the Louvre information desk* which way to the Mona Lisa jerkoff booth?

The big divide in the cryptid hunting community is between people who want to find a cryptid so they can eat it and people who want to find a cryptid so they can have sex with it

I encourage all the TTRPG content creators to draw a solid line against using AI in running games. There are people out there trying to profit on people's uncertainty about their skills running games by pushing AI. You don't need AI and using it makes you worse at running games not better.

Based Optimus Prime.

it is a catastrophic failure of a society if any one person is able to accumulate a billion erotic dollars

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Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

This shit made me so mad. No he’s not

Wow. Really didn't waste time implementing all the algorithmic crap this site was supposed to avoid. I'm guessing we will have ads in our feeds before Christmas.

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

"I'm going to make a version of baseball that makes you sound like a whimsical pederast every time you talk about it!" - the guy who invented cricket, probably.

I have a lot more restraint than I used to These days I usually wait until the third date before I bring up Wesley Willis

Anyone else playing the Half-Sword Play test?

On this day in 1963 a man in Dallas, Texas was so excited for the first ever episode of Doctor Who (due to air the next day) that his head literally exploded. RIP to a real Whovian.

how do I get into smoking

So everyone’s spent however talking about Henry Cavill doing a Warhammer film but I have to say I did not have documentary about the bloke from Napoleon Dynamite going on a quest to find John Blanche on my bingo card for 2025 and yet here we are… trademarkfilms.com/films/d121a6... #warhammer

Everyone's feeds and Instagram right about now. #minaturepainting #trenchcrusade #miniaturewargamaing #grimdark #blanchitsu

I hope that works, train the algorithms

These are a lot of words i never thought I'd hear together

(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?

Yes!

Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me

what do you think will come first in 2025? 1. a new drake album. 2. an rfk-induced measles epidemic.