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Woke up way too early and constantly oscillating between "can't go back to sleep, might as well get up" and "feel terrible, i should go back to bed"

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pretty sure that barge is only there so that a boss fight can happen later

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Tired: All-powerful AI home assistant goes crazy and starts killing the house's inhabitants Wired: 1800s housekeeper makes a demonic pact to become one with the mansion, starts killing inhabitants

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(Standing off to the side, silently looping between the same two cheering and clapping animations whenever you do literally anything.)

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they should make a big crossover comic book where all the ducks in scrooge mcduck's family have to fight all the echidnas in knuckles the echidna's family (archie comics ver.) and they do a big epic battle splash page with all the dead ducks and echidnas looking down from heaven too

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🍝 Pasta Man 🍝

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Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar joins us again on @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social for a classic ep of The Simpsons! Listen as we dissect “Lisa vs Malibu Stacy”—learn about gendered toy aisles, cartoon marketing, and real world Barbie inspirations! talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/talking-simp...

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Not only that, but they got weirdly insecure about how original and sexual they were, too

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politely ignoring my friends infrequent bad takes in the hopes they'll return the favor when the Posters Wheel spins against me

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My stance on parrying is that I'd rather dodge actually. Oh, you want to hit me? No way dude, I'm outta here. While you're still winding up your big punch I'll be on my third backflip, crashing through the window and landing on a jet ski I'm riding all the way to Mexico.

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I like when 80s artists had to basically guess what characters were suppose to look like. Here's Sumi Arisaka's depiction of Samus that predates her official designs. From: Metroid: Zebes Invasion Order (メトロイドゼーベス侵入指令 (Part of the Famicom Game Book Series.)

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Anytime you make any reference whatsoever to the world more than, like, seven years from now somebody shows up in your mentions like "hahahaha... 'future'... good one" and I get it but shut the fuck up man.

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Blue Bomber scribbles

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Every time I want to watch another Twin Peaks episode I remember that I'm in mid Season 2 and I stop wanting to watch another Twin Peaks episode

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Why white UI fonts need black outlines when they go over images

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Here's a long thread of verified civilians trapped and hungry in Gaza. Their accounts are constantly deleted, so I'm linking to direct pages. Please give, repost, and find others to help. Most on Bluesky are real people in desperate need, and we’re their only lifeline. I'll post more next week.

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beatrice, using red text: i went to dumb asshole island, and everyone there knew you. battler: gggghgh! battler, internally: no, wait - there's a vulnerability. i just have to spin the chessboard around... battler: ...what were you doing on dumb asshole island? beatrice: hfffh!

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This is really interesting! This is the longest-distance remote software update ever done in human history lol. Voyager is currently 25 billion kilometers or 167.34 AU away from Earth!

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Stream Doodles! Happy Birthday Pac-Man!

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If you're boycotting Microsoft and all their subsidiaries (that includes Bethesda) and going cold turkey on Oblivion is hurting you, Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon is out tomrorow after years in early access. Oblivion-style mechanics, big open world, but with a funkier setting & more story focus

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Whenever folks bring up the history of cops and government officials undercutting protest movements and escalating police response via duplicitous action, there is inevitably a chorus of disbelievers. Well, this is as as clear and current as it gets.

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pissed that when you make a videogame you have to make the videogame

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the you that remains

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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

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You heard the man

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learning that Nintendo added all the NPC enemy characters as drivers entirely because some designer drew this cow art one day as a goof and everyone went "wait you're onto something here" has made my entire week

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a lot of cooks weren't even aware of this stove's other feature

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cutscene kiryu kazuma: ...at the end of the day, not only must a man make his own choices... he must take responsibility for them. kiryu: [stoically standing up, taking taxi to kamurocho] [LOADING SCREEN] yakuza sidestory npc: hey man! i can't stop jerking off to rouge the bat! kiryu: mm.

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Are you upset that Twitch has seemingly used AI image generation for their new category images— INCLUDING the ART and other CREATIVE categories?? Please tell them by up-voting and commenting on the UserVoice here: tinyurl.com/twitchimage Up-voting is great, commenting is even better!

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Wait, THAT'S what Palmer Luckey looks like??

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One of the most sacred duties you have on the internet if you have more knowledge about a particular subject than someone else is to use that gift without becoming the worlds most annoying person

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i am always saying shit like this to my friends. To see who really cares ...

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I wish Bluesky had three separate feeds: One for jokes, one for chronicling our further descent into dystopia, and one for sports liveblogging.

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(to my cat, while refilling her bowl) New water just dropped

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IT'S A COMIC BOOK, YOU STUPID ROBOT PIECE OF SHIT.

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The Patron Saint of Migraines ✨🐤✨ #pokemon #psyduck #fanart #art

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The new Jason Voorhees catchphrase has been revealed: “I’m going to kill you with a big knife” This catchphrase will be used across future movies, gaming, merchandise & more.

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