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Mild-mannered video game nerd and occasional dev (he/they) https://fredison.itch.io/ https://letterboxd.com/Fredison/
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🤫🤫🤫 I wish I could tell you how to bypass paywalls with simple programming steps that anyone could do. I am not authorized to post the following meme.

MtG prerelease report: Built a deck around Tifa and Aerith, won 2-1 games, might have won 3 if I'd remembered that Tifa has Trample. Oops! And now I only have a barrel with suspenders ledt to wear because cardboard is expensive, jeez.

always blown away by people who are rich enough to nothing and instead choose to do bad things. what are you doing. get into analog photography or go to every baseball stadium or something! shut up!!

the most baffling throw i've ever seen in a fighting game

Why would I ever want to take a deep breath? Seems way more efficient to take several short breaths in the same amount of time

Put Cow in Smash

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

Yeah yeah yeah, WOW Yeah yeah yeah, WOW

People want to know how big the Switch 2 is so here it is compared to some common gaming controllers

Play Final Fantasy Tactics. Give Guns to your White Mages.

They turned Char Aznable into a worm for his crimes

OK but Spidey better have a super where he summons Leopardon

People, I know you're super excited for launch but please please *please* have basic courtesy. Some people aren't able to play Switch 2 Welcome Tour at launch and want to go in blind. You should respect them. If you want to discuss the Switch 2's features and specs, give proper spoiler warnings

Terra Branford #finalfantasy

My favorite part of arguing with people online is how they won't read the words you wrote and instead argue with the ones they wish you'd written instead

Sunrise has once again made the Gundam movie trilogy free to watch on Youtube for a limited period. I don't know how geolocked this is (the Gundaminfo North America twitter account posted it) but if you missed the theatrical screenings last fall, now's your chance. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

NEW SKILL: Auto-Boomhauer Automatically activates Boomhauer

(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers) Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker? Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable

Happy Pride Month!

72 hours away from the release of a new Deltarune, hundreds of artists request time off, prepare meals in advance and stock up on stimulants for a gauntlet of cranking out fan art and song covers before everyone else

Just saw the new King of the Hill intro, fascinating seeing Bobby taller than Hank or Peggy (or any living human, really). Still not sure on Dale being invisible though, but we'll see how that goes.

Woke up way too early and constantly oscillating between "can't go back to sleep, might as well get up" and "feel terrible, i should go back to bed"

pretty sure that barge is only there so that a boss fight can happen later

Tired: All-powerful AI home assistant goes crazy and starts killing the house's inhabitants Wired: 1800s housekeeper makes a demonic pact to become one with the mansion, starts killing inhabitants

(Standing off to the side, silently looping between the same two cheering and clapping animations whenever you do literally anything.)

they should make a big crossover comic book where all the ducks in scrooge mcduck's family have to fight all the echidnas in knuckles the echidna's family (archie comics ver.) and they do a big epic battle splash page with all the dead ducks and echidnas looking down from heaven too

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Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar joins us again on @talksimpsonspod.bsky.social for a classic ep of The Simpsons! Listen as we dissect “Lisa vs Malibu Stacy”—learn about gendered toy aisles, cartoon marketing, and real world Barbie inspirations! talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/talking-simp...

Not only that, but they got weirdly insecure about how original and sexual they were, too

politely ignoring my friends infrequent bad takes in the hopes they'll return the favor when the Posters Wheel spins against me

My stance on parrying is that I'd rather dodge actually. Oh, you want to hit me? No way dude, I'm outta here. While you're still winding up your big punch I'll be on my third backflip, crashing through the window and landing on a jet ski I'm riding all the way to Mexico.

I like when 80s artists had to basically guess what characters were suppose to look like. Here's Sumi Arisaka's depiction of Samus that predates her official designs. From: Metroid: Zebes Invasion Order (メトロイド ゼーベス侵入指令 (Part of the Famicom Game Book Series.)

Anytime you make any reference whatsoever to the world more than, like, seven years from now somebody shows up in your mentions like "hahahaha... 'future'... good one" and I get it but shut the fuck up man.