Me: American with poor social skills who doesn't know how to shitpost BadEmpanada: Always correct and well researched Me again: Accidentally insinuates I support LitterBox

Oh no :( The one where you clearly articulate your incredibly reasonable beliefs, but they cut out the part where you reinforce them with evidence and a principled understanding of the topic?

You could put little aquarium decorations in his hamster cage and tell him it's the ruins of Atlantis