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friendlyplatypus.bsky.social
I love dumpster juice, indie and party games, and also a nice beeg helping of tomfoolery! Give me all of your love pleas and thanky~ Come to https://twitch.tv/thefriendlyplatypus and tell me I'm unbanned from free ham sandwich day!
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The Platypus Council has decided that we no longer value our friendship and crave 🔥VIOLENCE🔥 Come watch the carnage unfold in Super Mario Party Jamboree March 2nd at 11pm CT @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social @ralphypusvt.bsky.social @grogiegames.bsky.social

Someone help I've been trapped here for 3 days

If you happen to find an anonymous request asking for a drawing of a platypus it most likely came from me

Platypus brain

TONIGHT! Watch us serve up some romance and burnt dinner! Start time 11-11:30pm CT! @grogiegames.bsky.social @ralphypusvt.bsky.social @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social

Don't know how long but we're here with MARIO KART 8! ALL ARE WELCOME! twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...

The Platypus Council is getting ROMANTICAL! Tuesday Feb 11th 11-11:30pm CT (9-9:30pm PT, 12-12:30am ET) Come have a seat at our table 😘 @ralphypusvt.bsky.social @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social @grogiegames.bsky.social (Graphic/edits made by me, model art belongs to the original artists)

You may try to prevent the platypus But I am inevitable

I’m sorry I called you, “a cunt.” You are one.

The two reactions to my posts

Eating drywall with butter

Hypersexual? Nah, I just struggle not to post platypus hog.

Hello everyone fleeing Twitter. Have a #platypus. #MammalWatching #Tasmania #WildOz #platypuses

A friends not a friend if they wouldn't shoot you in the kneecaps 14 times to win a thing

MARIO KART PLATYPUS BATTLE OF THE GODS NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME EXCEPT THE PEOPLE THAT DEFEAT ME twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...

A close-up view of a #platypus having a scratch, before foraging in the shallows, walking on her knuckles to protect her huge webbed hands. #Tasmania #MammalWatching #WildOz #platypuses

Every time I collab with @grogiegames.bsky.social, @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social, and @gigglesmcgoth.bsky.social I end up laughing until I cry at least once.

Going LIVE shortly with the COUNCIL OF PLATS in BUCKSHOT ROULETTE! Watch 4(?) platypus battle it out to determine WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME! twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...

This could be us but I cannot be contained and love to bite fingers

Sometimes, life gives you a #platypus coming down a waterfall. 🤩 #Tasmania #platypuses #fieldwork #MammalWatching #WildOz

THE PLATYPUS GANG IS BACK AT IT AGAIN, FOLKS! Watch us test our friendship by shooting each other in the beak in Buckshot Roulette! This Wednesday (1/8) starting at 10pm central (8pm pacific, 11 eastern) @ralphypusvt.bsky.social @grogiegames.bsky.social @friendlyplatypus.bsky.social

Like platypus and dated references? I'm going LIVE with more DARK CLOUD 2! Ever feel the existential dread of realizing an alcoholic platypus has been entrusted with the power to create whatever future they want? Come get that here! twitch.tv/thefriendlyp...

Throwback Comic! New Year! New Me! Kind of ... #cartoonist #platypus #diet #eatinghealthy

Often the best way to spot a #platypus is to look for the cloud of mud they kick up while they're foraging underwater. #fieldwork #Tasmania #MammalWatching #WildOz #platypuses

I'm loving seeing the pics of #PlatypusMatters that appeared in people's Christmas stockings! 🎁📚 There's surely no better present than the gift of #platypuses! 🤩

I'll eat everything in that vicinity including the pebbles as long as a bug is one of them!

Daughter: if a potato were an animal, what animal would it be? Me: platypus? Daughter: ok, here's a platatopus.

Play with friends or save the day solo 🔢💥1⃣ 35% off Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate  Nintendo Switch, Steam, Epic

Be sure to leave out a Pina Colada and a platter of coconut shrimp this Crimesmas or a platypus will raid your pantry and poop in your stockings~

And we should call beavers Platypus Tailed Beavers too! .