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Personal account for all my cringe art and thoughts. NSFW a lot probably. She/her 30. Minors DNI. If age isn't in bio and idk you I'm blocking you sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Scared shitless for my trans friends and still trying to find the best ways I can help somehow.

I'm trying really hard not to speculate or rant on social media bc it detracts from doing real work and there's too many things going on but goddamn.

With all forest service temps canned there are only like, 3 ppl left to manage millions of acres in Wyoming and Montana. Our senators sucking Trump's dick realize Wyoming's only big source of income outside oil and gas is tourism right?

Obsessed with this Stoat edit of peekaboo

Had some good roll sessions the other day but woke up feeling like a train hit me with a few new bruises lol.

Happy Valentine's day

I haven't done my 3am gym bullshit since the election and I need to fix that. Starting to stiffen up from lack of stretching and targeted workouts outside Nordic and BJJ

Icy wind that is cutting through everything but imma run anyway

My gut is gonna be so fucking mad at me later but you know what? This is a hot bowl of ramen kinda night

Our 2025 survival mantra: The club is bumping The ladies look good The alcohol is flowing There is much pain in the world but not in this room

Last year I heard my upstairs neighbors screaming bloody murder and thought they were being home invaded. Then I remembered it was the Superbowl and their team lost.

Tumblr got me into Severance. I fucking love Irving jizbxvauxbdhdb

Bippus Plumbing Co. Bippus, IN

Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out

Yo some dude brought a grill on the SEPTA BUS in Philly 😭😭😭

Sometimes I am smart. At all times my ass looks great.

holy shit lmao

My forearms get super veiny when I work out or when it's hot. Lil' penis arms ❤️

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Very much appreciating tumblr's decentralized nature bc my timeline has been nothing but memes and science 👌

Logging into feed full of a million variants of 'we're so fucked' has not been doing good things for my brain.

I knew the bishop who stood up to Trump was Episcopalian without even looking. Stay winning

The more i look the more I'm finding that clean label org is incredibly shady 😬