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fruan.bsky.social
He/Him/They Useless lump somewhere in the vicinity of Christchurch, New Zealand. Mastodon's premiere Magic The Gathering shitposter (prove me wrong) - kind.social/@Fruan
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The secret that “big” accounts won’t tell you is that if you had left the Nazi website earlier and had been posting here the whole time, you still wouldn’t have any followers but at least you didn’t also embarrass yourself by trying to be famous and beloved on the Nazi website

I used to think the way 40k's tech-priests didn't actually know how anything worked, and relied entirely on prayer and tradition to keep things running to be entirely over-the-top satire.

The newest episode of Shivam and Wheeler Love Magic came out today where we talk about Kaladesh. I think it’s our best episode yet, especially when paired with the upcoming Arther Revolt, and I’m so thankful to have Shivam to help guide me through it all. sites.libsyn.com/460224/sawlm...

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

I really appreciate that Magic's storyline is now moving at several in game years per year. Really lets us see the effects of things play out in a timely manner. I think every set in the 2010's was in universe dates 4558 AR to 4560 AR. That's absurd.

the only actually existing forms of transhumanism are subsets of transsexuality

Forever and always, Black is Magic.

Bluesky: A user guide - 10k+ followers, 666 following: Quality poster - 2k followers, 333 following: Up-and-comer who may succumb to “poster’s madness” - 10k followers, 15k following: Likely “resister” (look for blue emojis) - 300 followers, 200 following: Likely well-adjusted (see “normal”)

VML sleeves on camera at the pro tour is such a good statement to be making. Love it.

It has been a VERY LONG journey to this point, but today’s the day friends. At 4:00PM Pacific (7:00PM Eastern, Midnight GMT, 11:00AM AEDT) at www.youtube.com/LRRMTG join us for the premiere episode of the 9th season of Friday Nights!!!

No room for a vml/bop space…

honkai star rail

Distracting myself from con FOMO by resleaving a deck and giving it fancy basics.

Balatro launched one year ago today I often say I made this game for myself and friends, but seeing so many people connect with Balatro has filled this past year with joy. Thank you players, your love and support have kept Balatro thriving! I appreciate you all naneinf! 🍌

Response from @cardsphere.com to an email supporting their partnership with @edhijinks.bsky.social, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and @aliasv.bsky.social. Please speak up to let folks know you stand by their choices. It will only strengthen their resolve. Let the hateful know you choose love.

You should assume that all of your opponents, including and especially your femme/non-binary opponents, know how to play their decks unless they *explicitly* tell you otherwise. This is especially relevant at conventions, but it also applies at your LGS. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

They should make Cid a Planeswalker and not comment on it at all. #MTGxFF #MagicTheGathering #FinalFantasy

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

Jace's plan is to destroy the Magic Multiverse so that all products going forward are Universes Beyond. #MagicTheGathering

♫ if you don't like a response then don't reply - 👏 👏 if you don't like a response then don't reply - 👏 👏 just ignore a bad response pure engagement's all it wants if you don't like a response then don't reply - 👏 👏

Huh.

nzsky underrated

I love fandom but if you don’t interact with the things you like outside of fandom you WILL go insane

my dark psychological twisted violent infinity nikki oc, Styler Durden

When the book burnings are digital, it’s harder for people to see smoke

I think Jace, Vraska and Loot are gonna try and recruit Cid during the Final Fantasy set.

I just remembered this banger and wanted to post it

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I love cracking packs in balatro it gives me the same high as cracking flesh and blood packs but without spending actual money

Inspired by the conversation on last night's Friday Night Paper Fight and recyling your gunk - behold Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gunk Slug.