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I mean it does sound like that when you think on it 😂

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Tried to google the word count of On the Road.

submitted 1 day ago • 115 comments

The thing about this we don't have to be specific about which Tech CEO it is.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Didn't know you could reverse a disemvowelment.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, I would give a testicle to see that happen for real.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

submitted 7 days ago • 3343 comments

As Christopher Hitchens once said of another radical-right charlatan, if you gave this guy an enema you could bury him in a matchbox.

submitted 8 days ago • 16 comments

Another excellent piece by the hilariously impressive Russ.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

And you may ask yourself / “Well…how did I get here?”

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

🫣 @ottoenglish.bsky.social @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social @sturdyalex.bsky.social @mrjamesob.bsky.social @lewisgoodall.com @docrussjackson.bsky.social @andreachalupa.bsky.social #tesla #Elonmusk

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

I mean Trump and Musk are already associated with odorous smells so no need to change that

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Brilliant, hard for Musk to argue against this

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Brilliant

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The speech that preceded @chriswarcraft.bsky.social arrest. It’s one to watch, over and over and over. From across pond Chris, a salute, and a request - will you write about what you said and why for one of our citizen journalism publications @bylinesnetwork.co.uk?

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

What is he drinking through a straw that's hot enough to make it explode? 😅

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Its hard imagine anyone willing to disagree with any of these points but of course there are many. Didn't really know much about Ron Howard the person, but wow.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

As I’ve said before, if you’re only interested in taking down trans people, you’re not a champion of women’s rights, you’re a bigoted piece of shit.

submitted 29 days ago • 5 comments

Not even had a hint of sex for five years. Ordered myself a sex doll off Aliexpress. Just arrived home to a soggy battered box with a doll's head sticking out on my doorstep, think I'm going to have to move.

submitted 34 days ago • 27 comments

Opinion | You have to perform contorted intellectual gymnastics to avoid the word "fascism" which explains the phenomenon we see in front of our eyes 🖋️ @iandunt.bsky.social 🔗 inews.co.uk/opinion/look...

submitted 44 days ago • 12 comments

some ways to generate electricity A) use sunlight to drive photosynthesis in plants, let plants die, wait ~100 million years, dig up fossilized plants, burn plants, use heat to boil water, use steam to drive a rotating turbine, use generator to make electrons B) use sunlight to make electrons

submitted 50 days ago • 313 comments

I'm upset I've not used Facebook for 3-4 years as it means i can't abandon it and meta again.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Must remember these as doubt I can survive the next 4 years like the last term. A little bit of hope after a terrible week open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

How embarrassing, Michael Van Gerwen won the darts world championships about 10 years ago and he's still wearing the same shirt.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

The nights are fair drawing out..

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Reece Shearsmith up against it at the darts...

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

In the denial stage of a cold, like when you're trying to conceal the fact you've been bitten by a zombie in a movie.

submitted 72 days ago • 4 comments

Every sporting event that includes a Master of Ceremonies could immediately be improved by not having a Master of Ceremonies.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Boom. Fuck you pal. I AM Christmas.

submitted 78 days ago • 36 comments

This week the Guardian's owner, the Scott Trust, gifted the 233-year-old Observer to Tortoise Media. This isn't just a dark day for journalism, it's a sign. Meet the team. This is Putin giving Tortoise's energy advisory board member an 'Order of Friendship' medal in 2017. 1/

submitted 79 days ago • 62 comments

Calm down cat. You're not Alan Rickman at the end of Die Hard.

submitted 83 days ago • 6 comments

Hi, I'm @trouteyes You may remember me from tweets such as Gherkin 9-5, Get your sh it together, and John Logie Television invented the beard.

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

Kemi can eat whatever she wants, but can we please stop lionising working through lunch? We've all done it on occasion but it doesn't make you some productivity hero, and it's a terrible message to send to staff under you when you make it clear, as she does, that it's an expectation.

submitted 87 days ago • 104 comments