fubarspeaks.bsky.social
I'm a lifelong union member, truck driver, labor leftist with a giant sheepadoodle rescue. Canadian who grows his own weed. Plays D&D. Votes NDP. Supports LGBTQ. All the letters!
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Bullshit. Porn and insults have been discovered that are thousands of years old, chiseled into fucking stone!
The ancient Sumerians would be ass deep online if they came to this time
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China: "what? We were busy installing more solar arrays the last 3 months, did something happen?"
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Oh yeah, if I were a desperate cartel killer on the run, the very first fucking thing I'd do is sign up to pick broccoli under the Arizona sun for less than minimum wage.
Every criminals dream retirement plan...
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Yeah, boo fucking hoo. Welcome to the reality of millions around the world who aren't white.
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Anyone who complains about Corgis will be shot by the ghost of the Queen.
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Why are they paying her and not the chat bot again?
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Cartel bosses take note!
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"lobby smelled like fascism, sweat and Axe body spray. Someone left a loaded AR-15 in the pool. 1 out of 5 stars"
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If they're supporting themselves, paying taxes and not breaking the law who really fucking cares? I could give a rats ass about my neighbors status as long as they cut their lawn and let me borrow their lawnmower
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"You will be provided lunch by the patented McHamberder cannon. You will need to sign a release in case of hamberder decapitation"
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"It's their fault they loathe me so much!"
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What? Is bigotry against Roma people still a thing? Holy fuck why not drive your horse and buggy down to the apothecary and get some laudanum and leeches while you're at it?
Buncha yokels.
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Hey, if you're a construction or health care worker being harassed by the government, I'm sure Canada has room (and jobs!) for you to claim asylum.
Highly educated academics and scientists also welcome!
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Just reply with 'Id say you're good looking but I'm not your mom'
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How exactly are people who've lived in the region for several thousand years 'illegal aliens', when the person smearing them is the grandson of a German draft dodger pimp?
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Run all the crowd pics through AI for identification so when this whole shit show inevitably collapses you know who to dishonorably discharge for breaking their oath of service.
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Hey, loyal super villain henchmen aren't easy to retain anymore! Those faceless brutes don't grow on trees, y'know. (And there'd be no one to harvest them if they did)
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I wonder if they'll let Trump drive one, since he missed out in his younger days by being an entitled coward.
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I for one am grateful for the relentless barrage of terrific art, photography, pet pics, funny anecdotes and local and regional event promotion.
It's important to keep up with current events, but it's also important to feed your soul good things.
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I'm sure that their loyalty to a drunken neo Nazi TV personality far outweighs their oath to the Constitution
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And they're usually living in a red state failing hellhole when they make the accusation
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"Blue sky won't let me be shitty to happy people!"
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Y'know, it would be terrible if protestors brought thousands of bottles of bubble bath to the parade...
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I hate to resort to bribery, but in times like these:
Goose will give a special happy virtual bum wiggle to anyone who shows up to the parade in a Diaper Don or Felon Don costume.
'Goose happy bum wiggles at the cat'
Hey, save that for the weekend!
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"Thank you for your assistance and co-operation helping to fight crime! Now get in the van, we're sending you to Libya."
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Oh yes, when I think of rivals to California the first state that comes to mind is fucking Arkansas.
Lynyrd Skynyrd: "We should do a southern defense song to counter Neil Young's trashing us. How about Arkansas? What? Fuck no that place sucks. Alabammy baby!"
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Hmm.
Pretty fucking glad r/n that Canada has a free trade deal for fresh veggies all winter with MEXICO, Chile and several other south and central American countries.
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Take the dog shopping with you. It has a great sense of smell and knows what food is good. Only eat what it eats in the store.
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My local high school couldn't get away with this bullshit in any kind of taxpayer funded event!
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That's right! If you want equine assholes, you should be using ponies! Bitey little fuckers...
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That's not very nice! Stephen Miller is remarkably lifelike for what he has to work with!
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I hope whoever does this is wearing a Diaper Don costume
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Also retired tourists, apparently. But, really, don't we all feel that way?
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It should win the Oscar.
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But isn't it wonderful that there are so many good people out there willing to help hide them and tell the Trump Regime to shove a gold sneaker up it's collective ass?
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Yeah, kind of hard to find people when they literally fear for their lives, have been lied to, plucked out of court hearings, had agents try to take their kids at school, etc.
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New fridge security system: if it doesn't recognize you, it falls on you
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Someone's selling stuff out of a suitcase with legs! That guy has a parrot on his shoulder and HES NOT A PIRATE! This person wants me to sign a petition to help stray cats go to college!
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It was one self driving car. In France that's called 'Friday'
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It always astonishes me how Americans are more eager than any other nation on earth to kill Americans. I mean, you're threatening our existence and we're just like: "maybe it's time to take a break from each other for awhile"
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Spirit Airlines: " we value every customer equally and celebrate their stuff!"
'moaning and screams in background'
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Surprisingly, the same result occurs for everyone downwind of the Tar Sands extraction.
Who knew?
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So, the Mississippi, then?
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He did fuck all except monetize people's misery and the states cruelty. He is literally the cackling lickspittle hopping around the tyrant that everyone especially hates.
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When they call you a liar on their media platform but not in court you know you're doing a good job reporting on their activities...
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Most servicemen enlist because they have a deep commitment to protecting their country and fellow citizens from external threats. Kind of the definition of 'serviceman'.
Doesnt really work when the threat to their fellow citizens is them.
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Always amusing to see what the latest substitute is for 'white society'. They try so very hard to not say the thing they're thinking.
And I bet that they sure as fuck arent thinking of millenia old civilizations like China or India
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Oh ya because the political opinions of billionaires are just SOOOO fucking trustworthy now.
Especially billionaires in the media business. Total objectivity there...
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Voting for a third party candidate is perfectly fine. Not voting at all is giving your power over to someone who cannot win if everyone votes
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Well then up your in flight s'mores game!