fubarspeaks.bsky.social
I'm a lifelong union member, truck driver, labor leftist with a giant sheepadoodle rescue. Canadian who grows his own weed. Plays D&D. Votes NDP. Supports LGBTQ. All the letters!
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"Sorry, but Proud Boy torture chambers are not allowed here by bylaw"
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'just finished eating entire loaf'
"Sorry, what? was busy eating"
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OO is there a 'brown people' protest I can attend instead?
Will there be 'brown people' food trucks and music?
Can it drown out the nasal atrocity whinging of my fellow ethnic Europeans?
Please?
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Billionaires are bad for a countries population
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If you can't do, teach. If you can't teach, major in journalism. If you can't write, get into politics.
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If Netanayhu's government and the Iran Supreme whatever it is were REAL men, they'd meet out in the desert in person with just swords to settle this, like the old days!
And it can be televised so all us peasants can watch!
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Why isnt German immigration swooping down with masks and military gear and detaining them and abusing them in private jails for weeks?
Oh, right, because they arent Nazis anymore
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Absolutely love this series!
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No, they're doing something.
They're spending YOUR tax money
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Remember to play this speech at his next election campaign so his voters know that they can get run down by cars and fuck all will happen to the driver
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It was still ordinary, everyday people actually doing all of these atrocities.
"Following orders" isnt an excuse for any adult
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Id say the difference between Hollywood nepobabies and RFK Jr. is that the acting ones aren't going to get a generation of children killed and maimed by horrible diseases that WE ALREADY CURED
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I hope every last one of those kids grows up to dedicate their lives to PROSECUTING the ICE fascists doing this stuff.
No matter how long it takes, they wont get away with this.
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What fucking right do the marines have to do that to a US citizen on US soil?
I didnt hear no martial law being declared
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Its been a joy and an honor to have you visit! Please feel free to come back anytime!
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Seems to be doing OK to me. Lots of official accounts here. Also amazing art and animation!
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Geezus you're both so nice ICE is gonna grab ya on suspicion of being Canadians!
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I CAN GET DINNER FOR OPENING AN APP?
'happy doodle butt wiggle'
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Well, I definitely do too much homegrown because now I want to hug Joe
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Prosecutor: "I'd also like you to start calling them 'credible witnesses'. I'd like to hear someone say it at least once."
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"Thats what you're here for, hooman.
Now make me supper"
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The last time this happened in Canada it was because Tesla used a series of holding companies to buy their own EV's and scam the government out of millions in rebates
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Its because America would lose its shit if they were all revealed to be Jan 6 pardonees and Proud Boys
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You think politicians are persuasive, kudos to the madlad who got the funding to get this setup at the end of the world
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'high pitched cuteness warbling'
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You can write nifty messages on those with yellow spray foram insulation. The fast hardening stuff will seal in no time and be VERY hard to remove.
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Yeah, well, all my grandparents survived WWII in Germany and they would all fucking KISS AND HUG Antifa for being true humans if they were alive.
Because the Anti Antifa took out teeth too. Gold ones.
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The first rule of work is never get trained for anything but the one thing that make you essential and keep you away from your co workers.
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And if you're going to the Draft Dodger parade, bring bubble bath cause its going to rain!
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"Sorry, I'm gluten free"
'gets beaten by Megawheat'
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"She ain't pretty, she just looks that way"
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This just in: Oldest known unsolved crime solved by fingerprint at the scene! Stolen hunting spear has yet to be recovered!
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So they're basically volunteering to go threaten their fellow citizens with their big guns and manly uniforms while masked Jan 6 rioters and their fellow white supremacists act out their fantasies dragging away POC to jail and exile.
Yeah, much sympathy. Boo hoo.
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One of the most successful grift strategies is where you clip that fake halo on and tell em that Jesus tells you what to say
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And if you are marching tomorrow and get ID'd by these assholes, loudly remind them that YOUR labor and tax dollars will be paying for THEIR dinner tonight, and that humans don't tolerate parasites
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Screamy is officially our 2025 spirit animal
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And you Yanks can't join us unless you abandon this ridiculous republic experiment and swear allegiance once again to King Charles.
Also, your guns will be as hard to get as drivers licenses, your peasantry will receive health care, and you will use the metric system.
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If you're attending the parade and not a Trump sucking fascist I would recommend bringing a big bottle of bubble bath
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Geezus he's such a deranged, malevolent little nepo goblin...
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You know they're rioting when the hula hoops come out....
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Hmm, standing with the women or the lying, sex offender felon racist. Lemme just see if I still have those DIY guillotine plans...
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WITH COOKIES???
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Every single citizen in his city should mobilize to have his back against getting arrested for fuck all, as should the entirety of hia officers.
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"as long as it isn't me"
That was the attitude in Germany right up until the allied bombs started destroying cities and people realized that everyone 'is them'.
The oppression won't stop, and the price for stopping it gets higher every day.
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And not even remarkably lifelike like Zuckerbots!
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But if you do want to go protest, bring a big bottle of bubble bath, because it's going to rain.
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I wonder if the roaches and octopi will make it to the stars...
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And?
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Here we go. He's not against vaccines, he's against rich fucking families like his not being able to profiteer off vaccines. He doesn't hate them, he hates that the government is providing them for free.