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Writer: I Believe in Mister Bones, We Need to Do Something, Abnormal Statistics, Maggots Screaming, Touch the Night, etc Publisher/editor: Ghoulish Books & Ghoulish Tales Nonbinary. They/them. https://www.ghoulish.rip https://www.fuckmaxbooth.com
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thank you!
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i also get those headaches! i simply fix them by drinking more coffee, which i feel like won't ever be something i regret in the long-run
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hell yeah
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ironic for an ableist to be deaf
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yeah i really do
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where's the alt text on this
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😭
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more like cock blocked amirite
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1. she was sitting on the floor next to them with her back toward me and it was startling. also frank and conan charged after me and did the same leap. 2. i don't know but it made me laugh to proclaim that i am 3. pop is inherently a funny word and adds extra humor to the story
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Does any of them involve sending me your old, loose microwave
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Yeah, I’m planning to do a walk-in at our local Centromed on Monday, but I’m not optimistic I’ll be able to afford it. (Tried last year at a dentist school, and they wanted over a grand to extract them all.)
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Anyway here’s a thing haha no reason :)
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BOUND IN FLESH (ghoulish books)
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as the new pope i'm legally declaring all of my friends very cute and smart
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get outta here i'm the pope
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"everybody can smell the semen after you masturbate for up to 20 minutes post-ejaculation"
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THE DILLO sequel but now the dillo is the pope
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what do i know about being a pope? i need a guide
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need enough space for a little armadillo in my hair
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i'm afraid this is how a lot of people are finding out
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yeah that's right
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but in a tricky way, to make you regret wishing it
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as the new pope i'll grant any wish
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the popemobile has been stolen
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it's getting resized
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you wish you could intimidate me
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i instantly believe this
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post the first sentence
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link! (i also got a cool keychain) www.greenpeapress.com/shop/p/prote...