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simon c’ests la vie

they should invent a vicks vaporub that induces chronoceptive hallucinations

hi i'm a terminally online marxist with a weed problem and a doomscrolling addiction, and here's why i think adhering to a religion that calls on you to stay sober, pray five times a day and fast for a month every year is metaphysical, counter-revolutionary bullshit.

sorry my clams are a little palmy sorry i meant my psalms are a little calmy sosrry i meant my salems are a laik ooms ss,sosorry i meant وعليكم السلام

bad news for that near-sighted stork: there's no amount of nostalgia that could ever make the lowly vlasic pickle appear more appetizing than a grillo's pickle spear. it lacks in its favor what both vienna sausages and the canned etc.-meat literally called "spam" have going on for thesmelves.

A Great Blue Heron with a fresh catch of Bluegill

democratic voters immediately after cory booker appeared to try to make a stand

"Protests don't stop genocide" — No they don't, building a mass movement stops genocide, and you need the protests to agitate, organize, and bring people into the movement. Outside of liberal NGOs, no org's entire political activity starts and ends at protesting, you all are arguing at a strawman

Again, why is the story is that we leaked bombing Yemen for the 500th time in 20 years (not including the illegal cluster munitions we gave the Saudis) to Jeffrey Goldberg and not that we bombed Yemen for the 500th time in 20 years (not including the illegal cluster munitions we gave the Saudis)?

hi, i'm the guy who's only capable of caring about one thing at a time. right now, that's being the perfect straw man for your opponent's argument

you’re vegan? OK but what if you were on a desert island and the only thing to eat was punxsutawney phil

there is more pride and honor in a single yemeni than the entirety of any US city

carrot sticks get fruit treatment in the snacking world like no other vegetable does.

it’s a doggy dog world out there

i really believe that this will be the best thing i’ll see this year

You will either become a fascist or a communist in the next 20 years so you might as well take your pick now

i’m just like velma from scooby doo (do you remember her?) right now because i cannot find my glasses

omg me with newtonian fluids

kind of sick how in America if you don't talk about how the president killed 7 of your closest friends he will give you a medal. you don't even have to be American, you can just be some fat dago whose employees were killed with an american stinger missile and you get one. what a farce

propaganda spotted. boycotting water and dying of thirst out of principle

reading now that thomas crapper, the inventor of the ballcock, died from colon cancer

nothing better than getting super high and eating corn nuts haha it's all like hell yeeeaaa am i chewing my literal teeth or corn nuts right now

i’m just circling around the costco parking lot. not even looking for a parking spot. just trying to use up all my gas so i can stop at the costco gas station.

lets fuckin gooooo baby

For Christmas Day, Israel went and bombed the last operating hospital in North Gaza. It persevered, so today Israel assaulted the building, all medical staff has been forced into concentration camps, and the hospital was set on fire. Israel's genocide can't have any survivors in Gaza.

Jimmy Carter has died at 100. With the battle for democracy in South Korea in the news, it's worth pointing out that Carter backed Chun Doo-hwan in crushing the 1980 Gwangju Uprising — a 10 day student revolt against Chun's military coup. Hundreds killed w/ hundreds more tortured in military prison.

yemen’s kicking so much ass over the red sea. the U.S.’s gotta start using boeing warplanes so that CENTCOM can put out credible press statements about how the planes are just doing that on their own after the houthis shoot em down

Maus author Art Spiegelman’s next comic will be about Gaza, in collaboration with Joe Sacco. He thinks he will struggle to find a publisher in the United States. “I’ll finish this thing or die trying.”