fueledbysquee.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

I'm on board with people ditching their current teslas, but I'm also a little "to whom, fucking Aquaman?" about it. Congrats to some people on cheap used electric vehicles that are...probably not going to kill them?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

You know what they say: March comes in like a lion and goes out like a fascist oligarchy.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

As an offshoot of this thread, let’s talk about what happens if federal, state, or local officials text, email, call, or show up at your door wanting to talk to you about what you said about the President. I have a theme, a thesis, a throughline, a leitmotif, which is SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. /1

submitted 3 days ago • 92 comments

In “Way of the Kings” there’s a cursed king who doesn’t know whether he will wake up a genius or an idiot each morning. That’s how I am now with anger. Today I am very angry.

submitted 4 days ago • 711 comments

Adonis live reaction

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

the most surprising and disappointing aspect of becoming a global health philanthropist is the existence of an opposition team

submitted 5 days ago • 117 comments

Can I cancel my subscription again?

submitted 5 days ago • 47 comments

Yes, but this was also me when they made a wholeass 30 for 30 documentary about Dude Perfect.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"

submitted 6 days ago • 91 comments

had a thought that if apple were to release a traditional ipod it would sell like hotcakes

submitted 6 days ago • 718 comments

TIL that the Stanley company that makes tools is not the Stanley company that makes those mugs.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

well, shit.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

bluesky should make a labeler for people who explain your joke in the comments

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

Connecticut lawmaker Josh Elliott says he was “horrified” to learn that a local company supplied chemicals for federal executions. His office was flooded with calls urging action, and he started pushing to ban execution drug sales for good. boltsmag.org/connect...

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Dear Mr. Musk, What we found out is that each one of us is 1. a brain 2. and an athlete 3. and a basket case 4. a princess 5. and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

submitted 9 days ago • 60 comments

Adonis is settling in wonderfully but he does seem sort of unsure of what he's supposed to be doing with himself. so we just like... hang out? that's it?

submitted 8 days ago • 304 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 9 days ago • 305 comments

I'm watching the beginning of the 4 Nations... Cup? Championship? whatever they are calling it, solely to see if the anthem gets boos again, and they are drowning the coverage in Miracle on Ice references as if this game matters in any way.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

I heard the NEA is only considering proposals related to 1776 & the USA’s 250th birthday & I was feeling intensely patriotic, so I’m printing these really big posters inspired directly by the Founding Fathers The cut was carved from the masthead of a 19th century newspaper

submitted 11 days ago • 53 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

We had a legit atmospheric chemist talk to our group about gas stoves and ventilation (and covid ventilation) after the whole gas stove political kerfuffle, and my main takeaway was that he was like "yeah, you also should stop burning candles"

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

During some interpersonal drama a while back, messenger and/or android kept offering banger options like this as suggested replies

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait to be flooded with Takes about now the only problem with the last monarch was that he was on the other side of the ocean.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Ten years ago we had Bob Hope, Bob Jobs, Bob Cash, Bob Constitution, Bob Vaccines, Bob Air Traffic Controllers

submitted 14 days ago • 27 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 13 days ago • 1064 comments

Dying in a hideous plane crash because the world’s most racist and unlovable nerds couldn’t handle a 45 minute HR training.

submitted 14 days ago • 21 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

As you steel yourself for today's news and navigating this crueler, more precarious world in general, perhaps you might find inspiration in the magpies of Antwerp who looked at anti-bird spikes and thought "I could build a nest with that" (research and pix by @aukeflorian.nl)

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees

submitted 18 days ago • 85 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 18 days ago • 213 comments

One thing Democratic leadership could do right now is to name an alternate HHS secretary--someone to provide ongoing public updates and health information. And do it for other departments too. Start showing voters what a Democratic government would look like--press conferences, speeches, all of it.

submitted 18 days ago • 556 comments

Eggs actually should cost $5/dozen to prevent human, animal, and environmental inmiseration, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation.

submitted 19 days ago • 29 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 391 comments

if they made like 17 more Beekeeper movies where Jason Statham just systematically murdered a different category of scammer in every movie it would be the biggest and most successful film franchise on the planet

submitted 21 days ago • 66 comments

I will be spending all day reading super bowl commercial and/or halftime show commentaries, thank you. But on a very simple level it is bonkers to me that they didn't go back for another edit of that youtube tv sports fan ad after someone was killed by a flying weight at a track meet last month?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 22 days ago • 119 comments

Things that keep me going: - cuddling my cat - kissing my cat - sleeping with my cat - going home to my cat - talking to my cat - sitting with my cat - stroking my cat - talking about my cat - scritching my cat - giving a treat to my cat - laying down with my cat

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

There are some little girls playing in the beer garden. They wanted to pretend to be rich. I had to stop myself from telling them that we eat rich people here. I'm so glad I did; they are ruthlessly burning the rich with their play acting. I'm letting them cook.

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

I guess I'll be taking other forms of transportation from now on.

submitted 26 days ago • 26 comments

You should never have voted for a single nominee anyway, buddy

submitted 27 days ago • 18 comments

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

submitted 29 days ago • 581 comments