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Turkeys are the worst birds.
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I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
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Training my lamp to stamp the “i” in “Pixar” into the ground
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My dad, after I shared my screen: “how do you have 61k unopened emails”
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I could’ve thrown a STONE from my GARDEN and HIT IT and FELT LIKE A MONSTER
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Remember when Captain America said in Endgame that he saw a couple of whales in the Hudson?
Real thing, adjacent bodies of water
The waters are getting cleaner and now we get humpbacks and belugas and the odd great white
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We have gotten the rate stray Great White, a couple of Bulls, no Tigers.
It’s mostly Sand Tigers and Lemons
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Sand Tiger Sharks are really big and very toothy but… you basically have to step on them to get bit.
The Sand Tigers are not responsible for the second most unprovoked attacks on humans, that’s the Tigers
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Apparently it just… does this sometimes
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Sarah when I say it was in my neighborhood I MEAN IT
AND I MISSED IT
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Did you just tunnel through the center of the earth
DID YOU?
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Okay I’m going down to my basement and
OH SHIT WHY ARE YOU IN MY BASEMENT
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I’m still counting the mandibles
I’ve counted 17
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Wait until you hear about the Dark Thing In The Basement
The Thing That Waits
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The dog is too scared to get on furniture and the cats have favorite chairs to sleep on - and I don’t sleep on chairs
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This is already where the squishmallows are. They live here
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I will defend it to the death
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CunextTuesday there was a horror movie filmed in this house and that’s the second scariest thing about this house.
THE FIRST IS THIS ROOM
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There’s a Le Petite Prince off in the distance and HE’S GETTING CLOSER
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I would like Curious George to be less curious
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The room I’m staying in right now (not in my apartment) has its own toilet.
It is also covered in a nightmarish mural of classic childhood cartoon characters.
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Don’t worry the little cousin moved out lmao
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Chicago, yes
New York/New Haven, absolutely
Cape Town, probably
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Hey if you do another Canberra trip I might have a place you can stay
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It’s weird. I don’t have bike *shirts* but apparently that’s where they put the pockets
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Though it’s a fair trade for butt padding
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I has fannypack
I wear it when I’m on bike.
Bike shorts also don’t have pockets
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Last words: “hello different sea puppy”
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*we regret to inform you that Joey attracted a sand tiger shark*
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Going out on the kayak with a bucket of herring.
I would like to say hi
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No I didn’t see it. But my aunt was like “GO FIND THE LITTLE SEAL” and she lives in Chicago?
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This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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I don’t know how you give the Afrikaners a worse name but he did
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We have one
Its “Afrikans”
He’s not actually an Afrikaner but the shoe fits
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Who wants to bet that his response to this is “TeRf Is A sLuR”
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Ohhhhh so you’re a TERF, huh
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Hoping for the best for the kiddo
And ripping out all the appendices in my books because it feels like I’m helping
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“Wait… *checks my follower count* damn not AGAIN”
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Old mayor: “who let a bunch of ponies into city hall”
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The US and Russia met at j the battlefield seven years ago. Turns out that 20 marines beat 400 Wagner and Syriane