funeralparrot.bsky.social
I write a horror webcomic. You should read it: https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/tales-of-terrible-things/list?title_no=248955
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That's one of the things I miss after going from a 40 kg dog to a 4 kg dog.
That and the very solid hugs.
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Same, I just add a sprinkle of my secret ingredient*
*Repressed homosexuality
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I can't explain it, but it gives me a very VK-vibe....might be the shirtless man staring joylessly at the camera.
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I had no idea what you were talking about, so I googled it, and this was the first thing that met me.
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"I promise I'm not racist since this ACTUALLY is directed at white people... because them patronising PoC creators due to white guilt is the only way I can see anyone actually liking their subpar work"
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I'm not creating a discord server because I have seen too many drama videos to ever risk being responsible for such a mess.
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Get one of these (Mouli Julienne) but they are great. I just shredded a 1 kg of carrots 5 minutes.
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big same :(
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Also, the robot enemies "Elton Tusk" sends out to attack you don't even work so it's a pretty accurate portrayal alongside nobody loving and missing him lol
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He should have been happy about getting featured in Rage 2! He has a whole side quest there!
(You find a secret bunker where you are threatened by a mysterious voice, only to learn that it's an abandoned brain in a vat. Uselessly floating there all alone while the rest of humanity is rebuilding.)
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All of this being said, the "AI revolution" has not materialized in the form of increased productivity.
What's happening instead is that companies are experimenting with how much further they can degrade the already-degraded customer experience before it impacts their top line growth.
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Another banger👏👏👏
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I always feel so bad for game devs. They are using this app on hard mode.
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I'm once again recommending everyone to read Max Fisher's
The Chaos Machine. Doesn't matter if it's in the form of smol bean rhetoric or qanon conspiracies, the feeling of having a purpose and "fighting evil" comes with a power rush that will boil some people's brains.
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I made my art weirder and weirder through the years, and I have found that the readers are quite open to and appreciative. Unless your story fits that One Style™ conventions as well, I don't think it looking different is a negative at all as you're not trying to attract that One Style™ audience.
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Go into your phone settings, find the Private DNS field and add dns.adguard.com to never see an in-app ad again.
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I was about to argue with someone once, but then I just clicked ignore reply and continued to live in peace😌🙏
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The good thing with Bluesky is that here you can adjust your timeline so you never come across those users, while Twitter is more like "Here are five of the most annoying ppl alive today and an uncensored Wagner execution video on autoplay."
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It's starting to hurt now(at least when touching it wrong when changing bandages😵💫) but the main thing is how annoying it is with the constant bleeding. Hopefully it has stopped tomorrow because it's such a stupid injury 😩
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Yes, it was just the very tip of the finger. Fortunately it was my left hand and since it's not really hurting it's mostly just annoying due to the pretty much constant bleeding. If it had been the right I would be far more concerned 😂
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I can't eat late because that gives me WEIRD dreams. I'm fine with watching horror movies right before bedtime, but God forbid a girl has a snack💀
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I still have no idea what it entails other than posting a link alongside the message "pls read"
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I played Elden Ring strictly single player so I just had to rely on keeping my eyes open...which meant that a good portion of my playthrough was spent with this soundbite replaying in my mind😂
(especially when encountering rooms with unnecessarily high ceilings...)
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My controversial take is that all tea is sweet tea if I have access to enough sweetener.
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Nothing more suspicious in Elden Ring than to entering an empty room and suddenly seeing the icon informing you that you now can summon spirit ashes...
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Combined with the way he looks like a wax doll, I can only imagine that all questions were answered by Elizabeth speaking out of the corner of her mouth while awkwardly flapping his hand around.
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When writing horror, I tend to ask myself "What's the worst thing that could happen?" and as someone who adores animals, that means the pet dies. A lot.
So having a character eat a hamster or a dog disembowel itself are all signs of affection really.
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Honorable mention to:
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I don't need glasses, but at the same time I don't know if you're supposed to see foliage in 480p or 1080p and at this point I find it cheaper to just not find out.
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There is always room for further decline.