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Iyanla, fix my dishwasher?

This PJ episode of Wheel of Fortune. What’s going on.

Red carpet entertainment reporting makes my brain cry.

Who needed this Baldwin show.

We are their pawns. We should do something about that. Bueller?

No one should be going to the White House.

“Nothing is everything.” -Skyrizi

I want Isaac Mizrahi to host SNL.

This is when I tell you Evita is not a good movie.

kinda wanna bigger lamp

Contemplating getting a bigger lamp for my kitchen.

Also if you feel strongly about Eric Adams, you should call your city councilmember to express that and ask for their position. You’d be surprised. Hochul’s stance is highly disappointing but it doesn’t come from nowhere. Press all your electeds. City elections are in 5 months. Ask candidates too.

Why do we say “aren’t.” We don’t say “are I not.” Why don’t we say “amn’t.”

Ketchup on your vaccines.

If you stay old you don’t have to get old.

Where are the positive posts about Geminis.

I wanna be where the #snl50 alum are tonight. What are they doing. How much fun are they having.

Bonnie Raitt is long overdue for this. #snl50

All live events on streaming from now on. #snl50

I hope everyone at #snl50 is as high as I am.

Anyone remember the Prince’s Trust All-State Rock Concert? #snl50

LAURYNNNNNN?????? #snl50

Kids, this is what television used to feel like. #snl50

Is #snl50 heaven.

The VMA-ness of #snl50 is astounding me. A goddamn treat.

I pray Robyn joins Devo 🤞 #snl50

This is the last concert ever. #snl50

Lovitz! #snl50

Thank god the B-52’s are our elders. #snl50

I do not take the fact that my first concert was the B-52’s lightly. #snl50

Radio City is the Sphere tonight. #snl50

Proud of whoever negotiated these #snl50 product placements.

Eddie Vedder is post-Bono. #snl50

Here I am Eddie Vedder. #snl50

SNL: Vegas #snl50

Watching #snl50 stoned out your mind is the way to go.

Bingo’s gonna be big. #snl50

Chevy Motherfucking Chase #snl50

Could someone explain the feeling of being at #snl50 right now.

Where is the Gloria Estefanassaice

This feels like when they announced the wrong movie at the Oscars. #snl50

::sighs:: does anyone wanna flirt

We need to do something about Coldplay.

There does not exist a bad photo of Hunter Warr.

What’s that song in Evita where they chant Evita Ever over and over again until their heads pop off.

The best thing about forgetting to eat your dinner is now you have dinner.