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Man about New England šŸ‡µšŸ‡øāž•šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ | Climate Change is Real and Bad | Trans People Rule | Financialization = Ruination | Weā€™re All Just Adorable Scared Monkeys Who Need a Hug
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Oh hell yeah Duckman, how Iā€™d forgotten ye.
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Yes and I also find it to be the root of contention with more rigorously online leftists.
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I used to have a job calling a bunch of grocery stores from the warehouse to get last minute updates to daily produce orders, and would play songs on the phone while on hold. A couple times they picked up without me noticing and burst out laughing when they realized.
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I just hear cockfails to the tune of Ducktails, so there is that.
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I recently introduced my 6 year old niece to Mario Kart and her #1 phrase was ā€œwhat the HECK bruh?!?ā€ I promise I wasnā€™t just p0ning a six year old. šŸ˜‚
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Iā€™d say the whole administration is Black Lodge entities, but they havenā€™t nearly the panache.
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Love it love it LOVE IT! Especially when itā€™s like a 20min ā€œcold openā€ and then the intro hits when Iā€™m not expecting it. I absolutely just watch the intro sometimes and it gets me both hype and emotional.
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The ass on that ass is driving me to distraction. Lovingly depicted.
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Meanwhile people born and raised in Ireland have no patience for that shit and instead apply the lessons of their own history to solidarity with Palestine.
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Bit of a portmanfaux pas.
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I like that in times of difficulty they know to convene at the closest Mass Audubon location. Was briefly trapped in my car in JP this morning by two curious guys. šŸ¦ƒā¤ļø
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ā€œMove it, chowderhead!ā€
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YES thank you for articulating this thing thatā€™s been percolating in the back of my brain. It feels like a situation where you can more directly observe the way your brain fills in the gaps of incomplete information using prior experience.
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The quantity of Now is fixed but Later is unbounded. This is also why procrastination is a thing.
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The victim is just one of the kindest sweetest people Iā€™ve ever met and I love this for him. My partner has done musical projects with him before and since this incident and I so admire him for pursuing this.
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Certainly flooded *my* basement.
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Youā€™ve got to shovel yourself out of the shit.
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Youā€™ve got to shovel yourself out of the shit.
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Cukeambouche
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Is it just me or is this identical to the one I would have received circa 1993? Only thrown because of the URL.
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Hell yeah
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Positively dickmatized šŸ†šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«
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YES IT DOES. My little nephew has been obsessed with this song and I keep wanting to point it out to somebody so Iā€™m relieved the internet is all over it.
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How Nuckyā€™s story ends is utter perfection.
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Iā€™m very okay with them holding off on reproducing until this all becomes reality.
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I wondered about exactly this when I saw the statement originated from a professional association, especially since Anesthesiologists have such a reputation (ā€œsurpriseā€ out of network billing for anesthesiology being a related phenomenon that isnā€™t your insurance company). Appreciate the reporting.
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How about complying with the most stringent privacy laws for everybody and then they donā€™t need to know that.
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Iā€™m still stuck on ā€œreduce errors exponentiallyā€. Because thatā€™s our highest aspiration for breakthrough technology (realness here notwithstanding) - to make the shitty nonsense nobody wants not suck so much at sucking so maybe they can get away with never owning all the shitty suckitude.
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The only worthwhile slack.
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They said it was fhqwhgads.
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It took me multiple tries to get him to come up in search but finally succeeded! Aaaaand blocked.
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37 *self-refilling* human femurs. The fact that the animation leaves the stack unchanged as he takes bones off of it delights me every time.
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Also - no theyā€™re not.
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I mean that door clearly said ā€œNo Boys Allowedā€.
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That hog wonā€™t fatten itself.
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Mmmm tree starā€¦.my 80s baby heart still sees that as the most desirable comfort food possible.
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That is so literally true. MAGA ā€œcultureā€ provides a guaranteed audience for when you lose the ability to create a bigger audience through prosocial means. And it fits with folks who cannot, will not, just take the L and move on.
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Thatā€™s so crazy it just. Might. WORK! *montage ensues*
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My mom goes with ā€œLazy Larryā€ šŸ˜