funkpower.bsky.social
CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)
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There's never be a framed Wizard of Oz poster in a Blockbuster. Gotta go with some mid-90's trash:
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The "Secret Blockbuster" pisses me off because it's just a closet with, like, 25 movies in it.
At least put some blue carpet down and hang a couple posters
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Musk is absolutely going to be like, "I actually meant to make myself look like a wounded little bitch and you all fell for it 🤣"
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"Guys, come on! Whatever you do, DON'T talk about how weak and unstable the current regime is and how it's filled with infighting. Instead we need to make sure everyone knows how strong and capable it is and how mad it makes us!"
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Boy Chris, you are really fucking bad at hitting your enemies when they show signs of weakness.
Almost like you're useless in situations like these and we need to replace you with someone who'll actually aggressively attack Trump instead of whimpering about how they're powerless.
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I like when cats are weird little guys.
Like, you see one rubbing a tooth on the edge of a cardboard box and go, "Ha, look at this guy."
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"We should have huge majorities, why don't we?"
Because people like you have crash outs if any Dem politician is any further left than Ronald Reagan.
The Dems constantly lose because rather than pushing popular progressive ideas they brag about how many minorities they're willing to abandon.
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I like the idea that Trump can't release the files unless Dems ask him to.
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Oh man! I totally forgot they're both assholes because I was so busy watching them be assholes to each other!
Thank goodness you were here to scold me for laughing about things!
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That chicken sounds like Wolfman Jack and is very into being eaten.
"Ayyyy babay! We gonna get freaky up in here or what? I already done ripped my own thigh off, deepfried it, and slathered it in donkey sauce and you WILL be stickin' that bad boy down your throat."
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Two freaks with massive chips on their shoulders could never get in a slap fight with each other.
The two biggest dopes in the history of the world must be playing three dimensional chess to distract us from how much they both suck.
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Noooo you can't laugh at things! If you laugh at things you forget that bad things are happening!
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I got a say though, it's insanely ballsy/stupid to piss off the cattiest bitch in the world when he has control over your entire financial livelihood.
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"Oh! Hm. Eating something I see. Good stuff. Remember when you gave me that yellow food that one time? I was just thinking about that. No reason..."
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If Trump ruins Musk financially I'll start believing in God.
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Although I will admit, things HAVE gotten worse when it comes to "destinations".
When I was a kid, my friends and I would regularly walk over to the book and card shop, comic shop, game store, slot car track, arcade, etc, but all that is either dead or replaced by Amazon.
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90% of this is just smartphone/internet brain rot. Like, no one is stopping anyone from hanging out wherever, young people are just NOT willing to give up social media.
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"I predict that I shall live to be at least 120 years old." - Man whose dick just rotted off from ketamine addiciton
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What kind of dogshit question is that to begin with?
"Uh yeah, as the mayor of this city, how quickly would you bail and to where?"
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"And have you done anything to group the green marbles in with the blue?"
"Ew no! They should just be blue. The blue marbles don't even need them anyway."
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When will those leftists learn that the only REAL way to fight fascism is by scowling while you vote for every single piece of fascist legislation.
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I'll have you know that those two elections were lost because of the LEFT not voting for us!
Which is why we must never attempt to get those people to vote for us and must instead appeal only to right wingers, who are famous for refusing to ever vote for Democrats.
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I have so many Star Wars hot takes considering my relationship with the series is like a bad break up, but I rarely share them because I don't like dealing with the fans.
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I'm turning 40 in about two weeks myself and I kind of can't afford to have a midlife crisis. What could I even do? Buy a slightly nicer shitbox car? Get into, uh, bird watching or something?
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"We need to accept Mr. Musk on HIS terms. Asking him to apologize for destroying the country is demanding emotional labor. We need a big tent. Except for leftists, I hope those guys are fucking tortured to death."
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Of course Richie Torres is in the article licking Musk's ass.
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*Single mother of three in Arkansas who has to work four jobs just to be Middle-lower-clads*
"Fuck universal healthcare, I just want my boy Richie to talk about the capital gains tax!"
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I get that it's supposed to be "young Bond", but come on man, I need a 37 year old with a drinking problem.
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Matt Yglesias is the dumbest motherfucker to ever do it.
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Ooooo sorry. It polls really well, but John Fetterman said it doesn't so we gotta go with what he says.
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At this point I have to assume that the DNC just doesn't look at polls and goes solely off the vibes of a bunch of 90 year old racists.
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"Yoo woont haff ol' Dick Schoof to wheep aroond no marr."
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I get the concept, but I don't get why kids went nuts for it.
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So yet another group that's going to push the Dems even further right to guarantee they lose.
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This Zohran guy sounds rad.
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We JUST had two open near me.
Looking forward to the quality plummeting while the prices skyrocket.
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuomo_f...
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I liked this shit better when you had to xerox a bunch of copies and hand one to me at the bus stop so I could crumple it up and throw it out the second I was out of your line of sight.
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Then you probably shouldn't have carried water for someone who's demonstrably aggressively transphobic.
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Oh I don't know. I could see AOC or someone doing a LIIIITTLE too good in the primaries and the DNC panicking and doing their famous "electability special".
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You're never going to be president my dude.
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Either way, I'm not wasting anymore of my time trying to teach an antisemite to stop being antisemitic.
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Did I say I agreed with the attacker?
Do you not know what Zionism is? It's a nationalist hate movement.
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You're making the assumption that all Zionists are Jewish, which isn't the case at all.
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Holy shit you need to stop man.
What you're doing right now is like if someone shot up a Klan rally and you started claiming that the person who did it hates Christians.
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Ehhhh, I really don't appreciate you conflating Zionism with Judaism. That's antisemitic.
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"Hurricanes? I think you mean God Sneezes."
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youtu.be/dcgKlrCh-i0?...
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I think Croissant Pockets were shaped like that for a long time.
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I guarantee you that one of Musk's little boy goons was going around convincing all his other little Hitler youth buddies that he had a special hook up that was giving him "the good shit"
Meanwhile it was some dealer getting rich off the biggest rubes on earth.