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When asked what happened to the town’s money, the mayor said, “The traveling salesman who sold us the monorail is working very hard. I have seen the big machines myself and they are currently digging a very large hole. I am sure everyone will be very impressed when the project is finished.”

submitted 3 hours ago • 78 comments

In case you didn’t already know there’s no way in hell he won this election. #Recount2024 #ImpeachmentNow!! #Treason #MuskCoup

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

More of this. The fuck are you doing promoting a book when the country is falling apart?

submitted 3 days ago • 419 comments

It really is this simple.

submitted 6 days ago • 180 comments

Democrats, please. Please do this and things like this. Please, our country, its very s̶i̶c̶k̶ being burned down on purpose.

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submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

youtube.com/watch?v=Q8CI... Love this guy's commentary

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

...they're eating the protections for the people who live there.

submitted 10 days ago • 208 comments

An underrated virtue of all other presidents was that you could forget about them for weeks at a time

submitted 11 days ago • 19 comments

We'd all love to know

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Hey @washingtonpost.com you say your new Kash Patel story has "not previously been reported." Wrong, we at @motherjones.com scooped you and had this out earlier today. www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Feel free to correct.

submitted 16 days ago • 502 comments

Petty, vindictive, racist and despicable

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

submitted 17 days ago • 6591 comments

What are their plans for her stuff, I'd like to know. Careless packers for her glassware?

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www.reddit.com/r/millenials...

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

gizmodo.com/elon-musks-e...

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This would all be very fascinating if it weren’t actually happening.

submitted 18 days ago • 25 comments

Which kind of Attack is it, Panic or Heart? is my new favorite game.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

!!!!

submitted 20 days ago • 135 comments

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

submitted 20 days ago • 1695 comments

Elon doesn't give money to help anyone, and he doesn't want US to, either.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I think Americans, blessed with relatively stable government for a long time, assume there is someone, some adult, who will step in and make things right before the President does anything REALLY bad. There’s not.

submitted 22 days ago • 730 comments

This is how we cover coups in other countries. So our media know now to write this way. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Are you just narrating this stuff for us or are you going to act

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

No names necessary

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Do this!

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Republicans want you to hit your kids instead of giving them health care

submitted 24 days ago • 2998 comments

When I was growing up, there were ashtrays everywhere. Every house, every business, the doctor's office, not outside, inside on every table. A battered metal bowl, coated in toxic resin, overflowing with spit stained damp butts and foul ash, stinking of cancer. That's what RFK Jr reminds me of.

submitted 26 days ago • 259 comments

Damn, good parting words

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

No eggs. And now he's going to drastically limit coffee imports. The hell is this guy's problem with breakfast?

submitted 28 days ago • 118 comments