MAGA is a Terrorist Organization , ICE is a Secret Police Force Conducting Ethnic Cleansing , Elon Musk is an Oligarch the US has many ,
Trump is a Foreign Backed COUP Figurehead "Useful Idiot" .. This is not an Administration , This is a Regime , And the USA is "Occupied" ..
The lack of character, or warrior ethic, or even the slightest hint of a moral compass among the ranks of the White House administration currently barrelfucking the constitution and everyday people’s lives is staggering. https://lokiexcelsiorsmith.substack.com/p/a-rogues-gallery-revue?r=fd4u4
I would try, but I would be worried Trump would start talking dirty to me on the phone (because you know he does it to Putin) and I would get so grossed out I would have no other choice but to lay down and die
There's a good chance that ruse would work except the phone call would have to go to Mar-a-Lago because that orange doofus was last seen over there on the golf course yet again.
That is probably the only course of action at this point! Gop won't do it! I should say, I'd be shocked if they did even though their folks are pretty pissed too!
Can we get Tom Holland? Bald cap, in and out, all he has to do is the "frog trapped in mouth" face and we can wrap this up before supper. Then we can go dance to some Rihanna, country saved.
The problem with that is Fartin’ likely has a nickname for his pet, THE ORANGE ONE. When THE ORANGE ONE doesn’t get called his condescending nickname, it will expose the ruse.
Makes me think of the time a guy pretended to be one of the Koch brothers called the GOP Scott Walker, governor of Wisconsin. He hinted at backing him for president. Scotty lapped it.
I think anyone could call and say that. Not the brightest bulbs in the WH. Also would have to call Mara Lardo where trump is working on a deal with Saudis to buy up some part of our country while playing golf.
“My loyal Krasnov, you have proved your loyalty. I now reward you with palaces in Moscow. Gather all your MAGA administration along with Musk and fly over. No need to take anything with you. I have great plans for you all.”
Then they all leave and we live happily ever after 😁
You wouldn't even have to get your number "sucked into" a Signal group chat to pull that off, you just have to make sure that Tulski Gabbard's not on the call.
Tulski knows Daddy Vladdy's voice on the phone. She reports in to him once or twice a week from the Kremlin's new satellite office. 😐
There is no tariff on Russia. The only country on the list. There are islands with only penguins on them that got tariffs put on them. But not mother Russia. Why?
Hmm... I can do the accent, (and the occasional lapse into Russian for the swearing) but not at the right pitch. I might be able to pull it off as Putin's overworked assistant dealing with idiotic Americans...
"Donald. Vladimir is *very upset* right now. You do not want this. Be a good boy, or..."
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Cuz this could actually WORK.
Trump is a Foreign Backed COUP Figurehead "Useful Idiot" .. This is not an Administration , This is a Regime , And the USA is "Occupied" ..
“It’s a great honor”
Was trumps response to a fake Gorbachev…
https://youtu.be/vkxxxuWLSac?si=U-hk6mMF3Ex6kfoK
https://lokiexcelsiorsmith.substack.com/p/a-rogues-gallery-revue?r=fd4u4
https://aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/re-week-8-earth-follies-galactic
Call the golf courses!
i'm not very good at impressions
on the other hand they were all very impressed
cripe, we get it
“Okay my little dumpling stop the tariffs”
“Jesi popizdija, vracaj lovu?!”
“Are you nuts, refund the money?!”
9:45 AM
Trump International Golf Club West Palm Beach
7:30 PM
MAGA Inc. Candelight [sic] Dinner
Mar-a-Lago
https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/topic/calendar/
#Trump
Please give update when available.
Like genius level compared to others.
Might as well go with the person he listens to the most.
Done.
“My loyal Krasnov, you have proved your loyalty. I now reward you with palaces in Moscow. Gather all your MAGA administration along with Musk and fly over. No need to take anything with you. I have great plans for you all.”
Then they all leave and we live happily ever after 😁
Tulski knows Daddy Vladdy's voice on the phone. She reports in to him once or twice a week from the Kremlin's new satellite office. 😐
rendition of President Clinton
explaining himself poorly."
"Donald. Vladimir is *very upset* right now. You do not want this. Be a good boy, or..."