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Braindead poetry ✍️ Words aren't real Try not to be a jerk. It's not that hard.
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We're not allowed to pick our leaders. It's only responsible for us to choose ourselves

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If Brazil can prosecute an elderly politician for couping, what does it say about our system that it refuses to use the coup word

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Just some good ol' fashioned screaming into the void. It tells jokes and spills tea

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Freeze up or freeze out

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In 5 years we went from the wealthy hoarding hundreds of billions to dozens of trillions.

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Carlos Ghosn, the Nissan CEO who cut company expenditure and embezzled the difference, then was smuggled out of Japan by Green Beret Mike Taylor. Ghosn was flown to Lebanon is a cargo hold box before leaving Taylor to face the criminal charges and 1$ Mill in legal fees nypost.com/2023/08/18/w...

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I wanna watch someone grind a cyber truck on their skateboard

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Steve Bannon: born again felon

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Dreams on top of dreams splice fantasies together with waking weakness. #haiku #dreamjournal

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Imagine a raft made of saltine crackers. It's a dumb idea, but imagine it

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Hostage negotiations are back down between Israel and Hamas But to be honest, if someone said they wanted to bulldoze my country and exile everybody I wouldn't agree to play nice either.

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It's still the Gulf of Mexico

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We're all a little brainwashed. After all, who doesn't think Rubber Chickens are funny?

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Now thinking about how #flight5342 could have happened a day earlier with Republic Airways flight 4514 who similarly was in D.C. airspace with a military helicopter. Just found out about this on the FAA website, but there was no further investigation. A rare occurrence...twice in 24 hours...

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I need more unhinged content. Not crazy mean or abusive stuff but more like someone sending vegetables through a paper shredder and then building guns with the scraps

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Oops 😬

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Spin, spin, spin. We won't know from where the sun rises or how full the moon sits in the sky. We will be bombarded with factoids and "nuance" and told to compromise our morals, our neighbors, our lifelong friendships, and we will see the progenitors lose nothing except their humanity. #poetry #oof

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Not only does the 14th amendment protect birthright citizenship, but it also speaks to "naturalized" people. Even if someone immigrated here illegally, once they raise a family, work a job, go to street fairs, and drink at your local bar they are your equal. We need a better path to citizenship.

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Russia:Ukraine=China:Taiwan=China:Tibet=USA:Greenland Dear Canada, buy Greenland from Denmark and win this ludicrous trade war. #imperialismsucks

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@cardsagainsthumanity.com How goes the lawsuit against Elon Musk? I hear he's suing LEGO and I'm worried for y'all. Keep up the good work for real though. Who woulda thunk a game company would lead the charge against fascists

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I've got 5 weeks until my new open mic starts. Low key I'm still freaking out. Shits nerve-wracking and all I can do is stay hopeful for performers to show. We in this though. Someone tell me some good jokes

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The vibes are high in Lex tonight. Go Cats! Show Cal why we're the cream of the crop

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Starting Black History month with a classic: Harriet Tubman, a black woman who became the union's best self-appointed spy and destabilized the grandfathers of the KKK

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It's still the Gulf of Mexico. It's still Greenland, the Panama Canal. It's still inflation. It's STILL Black History Month

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Jan 31 Missed the deadline Because I could not obtain Microsoft word. Shame ✍️ #haiku #poetry

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