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Good night 💭 Your dreams aren’t just weird movie nights—they actually help organize your thoughts and memories. 🧠 So if you have a big test or project, getting good sleep is the real cheat code! #DreamScience #MemoryBoost #MedicalFacts #FunnyMedicinePodcast

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Good morning ☀️ Ever feel stiff when you wake up? 🦴 That’s because your synovial fluid (the lubricant in your joints) thickens while you sleep. As you start moving, it warms up and thins out—like WD-40 for your body! #JointHealth #MorningStiffness #MedicalFacts #FunnyMedicinePodcast

GM 🔆 Microplastics in your BRAIN?! 🤯 Don't panic (too much)! 🫠 This week, we bravely (or foolishly) tackle the plastic apocalypse! 😂 Tune in for a hilarious & slightly terrifying ep on #Microplastics & health risks! #FunnyMedicine #Health #Science #FunnyMedicinePodcast

What’s the logic behind removing telehealth and calling it a step toward better health? 🤔

This is your reminder to check for expired meds in that cabinet 💊

Good night 🌡️ As you get ready to sleep, your body naturally cools down 🛌—that’s why taking a warm shower before bed actually helps you fall asleep faster! Your body drops in temp afterwards, signaling it’s time for dreamland. #BodyTemperature #SleepHacks #MedicalFacts #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Your bones are 5 times stronger than steel… yet somehow, I fractured mine by stepping on a Lego.

Technically, you can’t ‘feel’ wetness—your brain just interprets temperature and pressure as ‘wet.’ Excuse me, what? 🤯

Cows have best friends and get stressed when they’re separated. So basically, they’re just like us.

Good morning ❤️ Weird but true: Heart attacks are more common in the morning! 🚨 Your blood is thicker due to dehydration, and stress hormones are higher when you wake up. Drink water & ease into your day! #HeartHealth #MorningRisks #MedicalFacts #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Good night 😵 Ever feel like you’re falling just as you’re drifting off? 😴 That’s a hypnic jerk, your brain’s way of making sure you’re not in danger. It’s totally normal—just a little nighttime prank from your nervous system! #HypnicJerk #SleepMysteries #MedicalFacts #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Good morning lovelies 🍳 ! Ever wake up starving? 🤤 That’s your stomach releasing ghrelin, aka the hunger hormone, signaling your brain that it’s time to EAT! Skipping breakfast? Your body won’t be happy about that. #Ghrelin #HungerHormone #MedicalFacts #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Which is worse: Hearing someone chew loudly OR stepping on something wet with socks on?

There are more bacteria on your phone screen than on a public toilet seat. Yes, you should probably clean it right now.

Good night 🌙 Want an easy way to support weight loss? 😴 Sleeping well helps regulate hunger hormones, so you’re less likely to crave junk food the next day. Sweet dreams, not sweet snacks! #SleepAndWeightLoss #MetabolismBoost #MedicalFacts #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Did you know 1 in 10 People can’t wriggle their ears? It’s a genetic trait—can you do it?

Good morning! ☀️ Did you know getting sunlight in the morning helps you sleep better at night? 🌞 Natural light resets your circadian rhythm, boosting melatonin production for deeper sleep later. Step outside and soak up that free sleep aid! 😴 #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Good night 🧠 Fun fact: Your brain shrinks while you sleep! 😴 This helps flush out toxins and waste, keeping your mind sharp. So if you’re feeling foggy, maybe it’s time for some brain maintenance! #BrainHealth #SleepDetox #MedicalFacts #FunnyMedicinePodcast

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🧠 Dreaming of falling? It's a real phenomenon called a hypnic jerk – a sudden muscle twitch as you drift off! 😱 No, you're not actually falling... probably. 😉 Good night & try not to jerk too much! 😂 Unravel sleep mysteries (and weird body jolts!) with us! #FunnyMedicinePodcast

THANK YOU ALL SOOOO MUCH!! Seeing this growth on YouTube is amazing and we thank you all soooo much! This also motivates us to keep going and keeping making more and more episodes for you all 🙌🏻 #FunnyMedicinePodcast

🥶 Ever shiver when you're sick with a fever? That's your brain raising your body temperature to fight off infection! 🤯 Your body is WILD! 😱 Good night & let your immune system do its amazing work! 😉 Learn more about the incredible human body on Funny Medicine Podcast! #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Good morning 🌞 ! Fun fact: You’re actually taller in the morning than at night! 🦵 Gravity compresses your spine throughout the day, making you shrink slightly. So, if you want to measure your height, do it first thing after waking up! #FunnyMedicinePodcast

🦠 Feeling bloated after dinner? Blame your gut microbiome! 🤯 Your gut bacteria are working overtime digesting your food... even while you sleep! 😬 Good night & thanks, gut bugs! 😉 Want to understand your inner ecosystem? Funny Medicine Podcast has you covered! #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Good morning 🔆 Still feeling groggy even after a full night’s sleep? 😴 That’s called sleep inertia, and it happens because your brain is still clearing out adenosine, the chemical that makes you sleepy. Give it 20-30 minutes and maybe some caffeine therapy! ☕️ #FunnyMedicinePodcast

☕ Coffee lovers, sleep tight!But did you know caffeine can stay in your system for up to 10 hours?! ⏰ That late afternoon latte might be sabotaging your sleep! 😬 Good night & maybe switch to decaf tomorrow? 😉 Get your daily dose of (caffeinated or decaf) health info on Funny Medicine Podcast!

GM 🔆 Did you know ‘tech neck’ is a real thing? 📱 Looking down at your phone or laptop can strain your neck and spine, causing pain and wrinkles over time. 💻 Straighten up, and tune into the Funny Medicine Podcast for more wellness tips! 🎧 #FunnyMedicinePodcast

👻 Ever feel like you're paralyzed in bed, unable to move or scream? That's sleep paralysis – and it's a real (and terrifying!) sleep disorder! 😱 Good night... and try not to have nightmares! 😉 #GoodNight #SleepParalysis #SleepDisorders #Nightmares #SleepFacts #CreepySleep #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Your brain releases dopamine when you cross things off a to-do list. So technically, making the list is already an accomplishment.

Your body is made of 60% water, meaning we’re basically highly emotional cucumbers.

Good morning lovelies 😍😄 Did you know people perceive you as more attractive, confident, and approachable when you smile? Your best accessory is free! For more science-backed tips, listen to the Funny Medicine Podcast. 🎧 #SmilePower #AttractionScience #FunnyMedicinePodcast

🤯 Brain fact to keep you up at night: Your brain is MORE active when you sleep than when you watch daytime TV! 🤪 Good night & ponder that! 😉 Want more mind-blowing (but accurate!) medical info? Tune into Funny Medicine Podcast! #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Would you rather: NEVER get a cold again OR NEVER feel tired again?

A human bite is actually more dangerous than a dog bite. So basically, you’re a secret weapon.

Good morning 💧 Did you know you lose water while you sleep and wake up dehydrated? 😴 That’s why starting your day with a glass of water is so important. 🥤 For more hydration tips, listen to the Funny Medicine Podcast! 🎧 #MorningHydration #HealthyMornings #FunnyMedicinePodcast

😴 Good night, sleep tight, don't let the... parasites bite? 🪱 Did you know Demodex mites live on almost everyone's eyelashes?! 😱 They're usually harmless (phew!), but still... sweet dreams! 😉 Learn more about the weird world of human biology on Funny Medicine Podcast! #FunnyMedicinePodcast

More people should talk about how stress doesn’t just live in your mind—it rents out space in your shoulders, gut, and immune system too.

If you think caffeine doesn’t affect you, skip your morning coffee and let us know how that personality test goes

Ibuprofen is just adult Legos—everybody has some, nobody knows where it came from, and you always need one at the worst possible moment.”

Did you know your body cools down by 1-2°F while you sleep? ❄️🌡️ It’s part of how your body signals that it’s time to rest. For better sleep, try keeping your room cool! For more tips, listen to the Funny Medicine Podcast. 🎙️ Good night ❄️ #SleepTemperature #RestBetter #FunnyMedicinePodcast

Which is worse: A brain freeze OR stubbing your toe?

Would you rather: Never have to sleep OR never feel hungry?

Fun fact: You blink 15-20 times per minute. Now you’re thinking about blinking. 👀 You’re welcome.

‘Your call is important to us’ = The biggest lie ever told.

What’s a sound that immediately triggers anxiety?