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Uninfluencerโ€ฆtake my word for it. From mid-west parts unknown. Made people laugh (no really) in a past life. Now just waiting on a friend. โ€œHeadline To Nowhereโ€ is a parody filled, fun, time-killing hobby. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ“•๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ€
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Glass broken โœ… Alarms going off โœ… Responseโ“ Elected officials are you listening??? #politicians #Dems #GOP #DoNotGiveIn #DoMore #DoSomething

Headline To Nowhere: ๐’๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐” ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐“๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ฒ ๐€๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐๐š๐ง๐ ๐๐ฅ๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ โ€œ๐…๐ข๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐งโ€ ๐Ž๐ง๐ž ๐“๐จ๐จ ๐Œ๐š๐ง๐ฒ ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ

Bad news for travel industry. More woes coming? โ€œ๐˜๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ #๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜œ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ 5 ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜บ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ, ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ข $64 ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜บ, ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ #๐˜›๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฎ ๐˜Œ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ด.โ€ #domestictravel๐Ÿ‘Ž #FAA #fired #unsafe #RealID #TSA #unionbust

Headline To Nowhere: ๐‹๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐–๐จ๐ฆ๐š๐ง ๐€๐ฅ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ƒ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ง๐ค ๐„๐ง๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐“๐จ ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค ๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ ๐๐ž๐ž๐Ÿ ๐€๐ง๐ ๐‚๐š๐›๐›๐š๐ ๐ž ๐ˆ๐ฌ ๐€๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐‡๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐š๐ฒ ๐…๐จ๐จ๐

Headline To Nowhere: ๐’๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐…๐š๐ง ๐–๐ก๐จ ๐‡๐š๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ญ ๐’๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐€ ๐†๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐€๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐’๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐จ๐ง ๐’๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ข๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐‡๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐š๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ญ ๐ˆ๐ฌ ๐๐ž๐ซ๐Ÿ๐ž๐œ๐ญ

You know whatโ€™s great about #NCAA #hoops out of bounds ref reviews?

OPINION: โ€œIf public consensus remains firm, a blatant defiance of the Supreme Court could be politically perilous for Trump.โ€ @mayasen.bsky.social notes that Trump ought to look back at Nixon, when thinking about defying the courts. READ MORE: www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social With all due respect, I donโ€™t understand the strategy & response of #Democrats to the assault on our norms, laws & #democracy by the current administration. Please explain, get on the same page & get your party in order. We are counting on you! #hope

Headline To Nowhere: ๐€๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐“๐จ ๐„๐ฑ๐ฉ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‘๐ž๐œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐‚๐š๐ซ ๐’๐š๐ฅ๐ž ๐€๐ญ๐ญ๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐“๐จ ๐–๐ž๐ž๐ค๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐…๐ฅ๐ž๐š ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ญ

You know whatโ€™s great about Mark Jones & Doris Burke on an #NBA on #ESPN broadcast?

Trump furious as opposition boycotts 'Elon's baby' Tesla: 'Going to buy one tomorrow' Thatโ€™ll help www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...

Headline To Nowhere: ๐‘๐ž๐ ๐’๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ ๐“๐จ ๐“๐ž๐š๐œ๐ก ๐‹๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐Š๐ง๐จ๐ฐ๐ง โ€œ๐ˆโ€™๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ฎ๐ฒ ๐€ ๐‚๐ฎ๐ฉ ๐“๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐จ๐ฐโ€ ๐•๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐Ž๐Ÿ ๐๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ง ๐“๐ž๐š ๐๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ฒ

Colin Jost (Weekend Update @ SNL): "Tomorrow marks the start of the daylight savings time, when we set our clocks ahead --- ideally, four years."

Headline To Nowhere: ๐ƒ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ž๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐“๐จ ๐“๐ซ๐ฒ โ€œ๐’๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐…๐จ๐ซ๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐โ€ ๐…๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐˜๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ฌ

Happy to FA with their vote as long as it was others that FO. Now: โ€œ๐™ธ๐š ๐™ธโ€™๐š ๐š”๐š—๐š˜๐š ๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐™ธ ๐š ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š ๐š—๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š› ๐š‘๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐šŸ๐š˜๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐š‘๐š’๐š–โ€ โ€œ๐™ธ ๐š๐š˜๐š—โ€™๐š ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š” ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐šข ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐šข ๐š๐š˜๐š˜๐š ๐š“๐š˜๐š‹ ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š’๐š—๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š˜๐šž๐š ๐šŽ๐šก๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š๐š•๐šข ๐š ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š—๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š๐šœ ๐š๐š˜ ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐šž๐šโ€ โ€œ๐™ธ ๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ ๐šŠ ๐š๐šŽ๐šŒ๐š’๐šœ๐š’๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š, ๐š•๐š˜๐š˜๐š”๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š‹๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š”, ๐™ธ ๐šŠ๐š– ๐š—๐š˜๐š ๐š™๐š›๐š˜๐šž๐š ๐š˜๐šโ€ #fail #Consequences #FAFO

Headline To Nowhere: ๐…๐š๐ง๐ฌ ๐’๐ก๐จ๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ ๐€๐ฌ ๐’๐ž๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ๐“๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐‡๐ž๐ž๐ฅ ๐Ž๐ง ๐„๐ ๐”. ๐‚๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ˆ๐ง โ€œ๐‹๐จ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ ๐‹๐ž๐š๐ฏ๐ž๐ฌ ๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒโ€ ๐Œ๐š๐ญ๐œ๐ก

The current administration has confirmed or hired the equivalent of the Nathan Thurm army. Funny on #SNL, tragic in real life! โ€œ๐˜'๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ. ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ'๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆโ€ฆโ€ #fafo #bestpeople๐Ÿ˜‚ #unqualified #trump #embarrassment #thinskinned #nathanthurm #IYKYK

Headline To Nowhere: ๐Œ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก๐ฌ ๐€๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐„๐ฅ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐Œ๐ข๐๐ฐ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Œ๐š๐ง ๐‘๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ข๐ณ๐ž๐ฌ ๐‡๐ž ๐ƒ๐จ๐ž๐ฌ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐„๐ฏ๐ž๐ง ๐‹๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐„๐ ๐ ๐ฌ

Hmmโ€ฆpretty disappointed in the โ€œGolden Ageโ€ so far. How about you? #FAFO #Tarriffs #TankTheEconomy #StockMarket #crash #GildedAge

Headline To Nowhere: ๐๐ฅ๐š๐ฒ๐ž๐ซ ๐๐ข๐š๐ง๐จ ๐…๐ข๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐๐š๐ข๐ฅ ๐ˆ๐ง ๐‚๐จ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ง ๐€๐ฌ ๐‹๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐‚๐š๐ง๐๐ฒ ๐’๐ก๐จ๐ฉ ๐Ž๐ฐ๐ง๐ž๐ซ ๐‡๐š๐ฌ ๐“๐จ ๐‚๐ฅ๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ƒ๐จ๐ฐ๐ง

I love the #NBA, but lack of player availability is damaging the game on TV & in person. โ€œ๐™ธ๐š— ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน, ๐™ฝ๐™ฑ๐™ฐ ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•-๐š‚๐š๐šŠ๐š›๐šœ ๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿบ.๐Ÿบ ๐š๐šŠ๐š–๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š™๐š•๐šŠ๐šข๐šŽ๐š, ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š–๐š™๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฟ.๐Ÿธ ๐š๐šŠ๐š–๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š๐š ๐š˜ ๐š๐šŽ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐šœ ๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š›๐š•๐š’๐šŽ๐š› ๐š’๐š— ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿน.โ€ Time to re-think scheduling (no back to backs etc.). The NBA is no longer FANtastic! #LoadManagement๐Ÿ‘Ž

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Headline To Nowhere: ๐”๐ฅ๐ญ๐ซ๐š-๐๐ซ๐จ๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐…๐จ๐จ๐ ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ% ๐Ž๐Ÿ ๐”๐’ ๐ƒ๐ข๐ž๐ญ. ๐๐ž๐ฐ ๐€๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง โ€œ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐Ÿ๐ข๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐–๐ž ๐‚๐š๐ง ๐†๐ž๐ญ ๐“๐จ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽโ€

We denigrate the leader of #Ukraine for doubting diplomacy of #Putin. We begin #tariffs on allies #Canada & #Mexico 3/4. #Musk & #DOGE continue unconstitutional fed. firing spree. Atlanta Fed indicator says #GDP is on pace to shrink 1.5% for the 1st quarter. America is NOT greatโ€ฆAGAIN. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ #FAFO

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Our laws, political system & institutions continue to be decimated. We continue careening closer to the #apocalypse. #Shame on those allowing this Hope I get the โ€œGuitar Guyโ€ job in the wasteland left on the other side. #furyroad #ConstitutionalCrisis #EndOfDemocracy #SupremeCourt๐Ÿ‘Ž #FAFO

@cnn.com RE: CNN NewsNight w/Abby Phillip. I enjoy debate & hearing opposing views, but thatโ€™s not really provided. IMO Scott Jennings dismissive treatment of the host & guests sullies any point he is offering, is off-putting & feels disrespectful to viewers interested in vigorous & HEALTHY debate.

Headline To Nowhere: ๐‘๐ž๐ฎ๐ง๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ ๐–๐จ๐ฆ๐š๐ง ๐–๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐’๐ก๐ž ๐‚๐š๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐‘๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ฆ๐›๐ž๐ซ โ€œ๐“๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐‡๐ข๐ฅ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐”๐ง๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐‡๐จ๐ฆ๐ž-๐„๐‚โ€

It isnโ€™t really that surprising that #Trump now wants to sell #US #citizenship. Once you have sold your soul, everything must goโ€ฆ #whatcouldgowrong #pre$ident๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ #sellout #EstablishedWhoUAre #JustNegotiatingPrice

#SeeYouInCourt!

Worth a watch: #FAFO in stages from #Trump voters in #Colorado. Some say the FA is what they want/voted for. Some very concerned about the FO they are seeing/enduring. Some stuck in the middle spouting the unrealistic (IMO) #MAGA talking points. All would #vote for him again. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ #neverlearn

Headline To Nowhere: ๐Œ๐ž๐ก ๐‘๐ž๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐€๐ฌ ๐…๐ฅ๐š๐ค๐ฒ ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‚๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฌ โ€œ๐๐จ ๐Œ๐š๐ค๐ž๐ฎ๐ฉ & ๐๐จ ๐…๐ข๐ฅ๐ญ๐ž๐ซโ€ ๐’๐ž๐ฅ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ž

โ€œMake no mistake, #empathy is not weak or woke.โ€ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

#ICYMI: Our Lady Peace with an outstanding addition to their set list Thursday in #Edmonton after the 4 Nations victory for #Canada! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŽต

Headline To Nowhere: ๐ˆ๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ ๐“๐จ ๐”๐’ ๐“๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐๐จ๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐‚๐š๐ง๐š๐๐š ๐‚๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐“๐š๐ซ๐ข๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ž๐ง ๐ˆ๐ฆ๐š๐ ๐ข๐ง๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ๐†๐ข๐ซ๐ฅ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐๐ฌ

#FAFO MUST WATCH! โ€œ๐š†๐š‘๐šŽ๐š— ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐šŠ๐š•๐š”๐šŽ๐š ๐šŠ๐š‹๐š˜๐šž๐š ๐š๐š˜๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐š—๐š–๐šŽ๐š—๐š ๐šŽ๐š–๐š™๐š•๐š˜๐šข๐šŽ๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š ๐šŽ ๐š๐š’๐š๐š—โ€™๐š ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š” ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š ๐šŠ๐šœ ๐š๐š˜๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐šž๐šœ. ๐™ธ ๐š ๐š’๐šœ๐š‘ ๐™ธ ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š ๐š๐šŠ๐š”๐šŽ ๐š’๐š ๐š‹๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š” ๐š‹๐šŽ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐šž๐šœ๐šŽ ๐™ธ ๐š๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š• ๐š•๐š’๐š”๐šŽ ๐š—๐š˜๐š , ๐š–๐šข ๐š ๐š‘๐š˜๐š•๐šŽ ๐š•๐š’๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š•๐š’๐š‘๐š˜๐š˜๐š ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šž๐š•๐š ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐š‘๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐š‹๐šŽ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐šž๐šœ๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š ๐š‘๐š’๐š– ๐š‹๐šŽ๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š™๐š›๐šŽ๐šœ๐š’๐š๐šŽ๐š—๐š.โ€ Lots of โ€œIโ€, โ€œweโ€, โ€œusโ€ & โ€œmyโ€ in thereโ€ฆ #selfish way to think & #vote

Headline To Nowhere: โ€œ๐’๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐„๐ฆ๐›๐š๐ซ๐ซ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ˆ๐ง ๐„๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐“๐ก๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐žโ€: ๐‹๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐Œ๐š๐ง ๐€๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ฎ๐๐ฌ ๐€๐ญ ๐Œ๐จ๐ฏ๐ข๐ž ๐„๐ง๐

Make note of the members of the #Senate & #House that swallow their tongues/look the other way in the face of these attacks on our rule of law & checks and balances. These #frogs will find their usefulness to the #scorpion to be fleeting. โ€œโ€ฆ ๐“ฒ๐“ฝโ€™๐“ผ ๐“ณ๐“พ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ท๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“พ๐“ป๐“ฎ.โ€ #FAFO