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will you be my Beyoncé to my wacky ass beat?

why are french pastries either the best fucking thing that you ever ate that make you cum on spot or tge most disgusting dog feces tasting shit ass motherfucking things

my right eye is lowkey going blind

why does the blue motherfucker just look like an inbred pug

i love playing sims becouse no matter how much drama i try to plot in they will always love eachother, theyre eating breakfast together even tho the emo genderfluid teenager got pregnant with their jugallo boyfriend after finding out that he cheated on them with their sister

hi i drew boobs, follow for more gooner content #boob #furry

Royalty. 👑 Photo from my collection, 1963.

i hope you know that if your ad comes up when im listening to spotify or watching youtube that i will never fucking use your product/service and will convince ppl to not too, this is pathetic that i get bombarded with ads when i try to do anything. i counted nine ads in a ten minutes video NINE

Drew my dad

why is mr nimbus just fucking eridan

eating chips while your brain is overloaded with sensory feelings is like arkck krshk arkrhshk archshk krshk krkch krak shrrak

i dont want ppl to commishion me, just tell me what to draw and ill maybe do it

DUDE THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEYRE MAKING ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

why is no one talking about how ass netflix is nowdays, you cant select quality of video so most of the time that theres any acion it turns into fucking 144p, shitty reccomendations that show movies that ive already watched and rated n deleting bassically everything that isnt netflix original

why do i have NINE candy canes in my snack drawer

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everytime anyone compares mushrooms to wedgetables i die a little, MUSHROOMS ARE CLOSER TO US THAN A CARROT

wow

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"are you sure ::::/"

why is my timeline in american politics, im littereally polish and only interract homestuck furries

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is it bad if every time i eat buldak ramen my insides hurt more than my mouth?

theyre having a tumblr sexyman off 💔💔💔

I FUCKING HATE NSFW ASMR, EVERYTIME I TRY TO SEARCH UP ASMR ON SPOTIFY ONLY NSFW POPS UP, LIKE NO I DONT WANT TO CATCH MY FEMBOY ROOMMATE PLAYING WITH HIS NEW "TOY" I WANT CANDY WRAPPERS CRINKLING IN MY EARS FUUCK man

psycholonials

my oc #homestuck #wip