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i hit a fly with one of those electric fly swatters, then i hit it again just to make sure that its dead but the fly came back to life and now its flying again

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mouths are just the other end of a butthole

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"trans women shouldnt be in the women bathrooms!" "they are putting litterboxes in the toilets!!" "trans men should go to women bathroom!" "stop peeing sitting down!" PLEASE JUST LET ME TAKE A SHIT

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

MONKEY FURSONAS ARE JUST HAIRY HUMANS WITH A TAIL

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

youre either a party poper or a party pooper no in between

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

kaganiec dla pizdy

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will you be my Beyoncé to my wacky ass beat?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

why are french pastries either the best fucking thing that you ever ate that make you cum on spot or tge most disgusting dog feces tasting shit ass motherfucking things

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

my right eye is lowkey going blind

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

why does the blue motherfucker just look like an inbred pug

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

i love playing sims becouse no matter how much drama i try to plot in they will always love eachother, theyre eating breakfast together even tho the emo genderfluid teenager got pregnant with their jugallo boyfriend after finding out that he cheated on them with their sister

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

hi i drew boobs, follow for more gooner content #boob #furry

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Royalty. 👑 Photo from my collection, 1963.

submitted 18 days ago • 72 comments

i hope you know that if your ad comes up when im listening to spotify or watching youtube that i will never fucking use your product/service and will convince ppl to not too, this is pathetic that i get bombarded with ads when i try to do anything. i counted nine ads in a ten minutes video NINE

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Drew my dad

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

why is mr nimbus just fucking eridan

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

eating chips while your brain is overloaded with sensory feelings is like arkck krshk arkrhshk archshk krshk krkch krak shrrak

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i dont want ppl to commishion me, just tell me what to draw and ill maybe do it

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

DUDE THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEYRE MAKING ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

why is no one talking about how ass netflix is nowdays, you cant select quality of video so most of the time that theres any acion it turns into fucking 144p, shitty reccomendations that show movies that ive already watched and rated n deleting bassically everything that isnt netflix original

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

why do i have NINE candy canes in my snack drawer

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