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the zen garden

i hate a "let the good times roll" mfer

I love the idea of sucking a guy dry after he's cumming and im like Damn!!!

just saw a guy peeing in the bushes. Pretty embarrassing. Lets hope this will be the last we see of him

Golf

wouldn't you like to know

[looking out across vast expanse of empty, bleak desert] yeah i think this is the beginning of the end for me

@pobnellion.com hiiiiiiiii

i could probably piss more than 90 trillion gallons of pee from my pee hole

the man who invented Pickle Rick must die

im having sex with myself fr

If I was allowed into an alternate dimension I would just show up with a big, throbbing cock

this is the most powerful shawty we have ever produced

the menacing aspect of the hallway is frightening to me

i need a huge hamburger with enough ketchup and mustard added to it to make me permanently infertile

if you come between me and my worms i will eat you

You may now re-animate one living dog per household

i had the biggest fucking goosebump last night

The most fucked up thing about the new James Gunn directed film Spider-Man 2 is that Tobey Maguen just got buried in some alien turf.

in this world it's killer bee killed

Part of the burgeoning woke community on truth social

my mom always said, hurt people hurt people. my milhouse type friend always said quit it quit it

This is where the magic happens

the only thing the white man can eat at home is sand

[in a fit of rage] what if we kissed right now [in a calmer fit of angry rage] what if we kissed one another right now

i need some pussy!!!!!!

The man with the golden knife is on a mission to slice your throat open and drain your brains

Hey!! There's a kid about to transform.

This place is like a maze

But what of progress?

Alfred: And what of art? Lissa: Art is merely the display of human male cock. Alfred: And what of philosophy? Lissa: Both? Art?

*putting a metal bar end in my cart* Im gonna be the first guy to cum at the grocery store

I don't normally pick up on this but I really do like that theres a special subreddit for people who identify as neither Male nor Female

Just got a blowjob from a troll with a trollish attitude

The new Harry Potter: I have to neutralize him!

im going back to sucking cock

Suck this for me baby

you are not allowed to lie to your wife. she will find out

What the hell? It appears I've fallen asleep eating my own seed..

i would love to have some dick fried for lunch

I have a crush on the president

*jigsaw voice* it is a beautiful day

I have received news updates from various quarters regarding the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.